For those who do full nude contact lap dances, how do you deal with customers with either or both bad body odour and breath ???Especially when the customer(s) expect you to be close to them for some or most of the dance ???





For those who do full nude contact lap dances, how do you deal with customers with either or both bad body odour and breath ???Especially when the customer(s) expect you to be close to them for some or most of the dance ???
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I breathe out of my mouth as if my nose were stopped....LOL![]()
My club is nude and contact, but in the lap dance area we wear g strings. LOL Doesnt matter though, cause those with BO or bad breath would still bother someone who were even wearing a potato sack. YUCK
If they have BO, I breathe out of my mouth, as well, or I just hold my breath for points at a time. (What we girls gotta do) LOL
Also if he has bad breath, I just dont get near his face. If he wants to talk to me close up like that and his breath stinks, he will HAVE to eat a peice of gum, which I hide under my chair all night.
I tell them the club only does 6ft air dances - LOL, I'm just kidding! I've been in this scenario before and with multiple farters. I keep contact to absolute minimum. I don't fancy the idea of spending a 1/2 night with a stinker coz he's loaded. I like to feel comfortable (and so do my senses). But if he was really loaded, I'd just use a clothes peg and carry on.Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl link=board=27;threadid=6943;start=msg78413#msg7841 3 date=1077862484
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If it's just bad breath I will tolerate it and proceed as usual. If it's BO or he's smoking cigars I have to worry about the stink getting on me and sabotaging the rest of my night. He'd better be spending serious cash or I'm outta there.![]()
with serious BO, sorry, but you're only getting an airdance. since you don't have the courtesy to clean up for me, I don't have the "courtesy" to get even remotely near you! bad breath, well, I just try to point my nose off to the side.
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Lexi,what do you mean you "hide gum under your chair all night". Do you always sit in the same seat or are you talking about giving them nasty old gum that is stuck under the chair. I am just confused. lol
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What if the bad breath and the bad body odour is a cultural/religious thing for the person ??? This thread (original question) started off from my comments about Indians whenever I've had to dance for them.
I might keep a stash of breath mints or something nearby the lap dance area... I don't care that it is cultural .. have a mint if you want me to dance close to you!
As for BO... I'm guessing that I'm going to have to resort to the shower in the dressing room. I actually had to do that after dancing for one Indian who suffered from BOTH bad breath and bad BO.... to make things worse he wouldn't let go of my boobs (yes they were sore at the end of the 15 minutes of a 20 min dance) so I couldn't escape him.. LOL! Then another Indian suffered from bad breath and wanted me to chat with him and to stay close to him...
oh dear...
I've only had troubles with bad breath and body odour with Indians out of any other punter at the club. Generally everyone else looks after themselves.
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Mother Daisy.... hehehe that was a cute question.
In my club, we get assigned chairs for the whole night. There are only 12 girls, and 12 seats. SO when you come in and sign in, you also pick your chair of choice.
What I meant was, I keep my pack of gum under my chair all night, so I dont have to fish for it later on. Just reach under my seat and there ya go.
Lexi I'd like moreinfo about your club--I've never heard of one with assigned seating for the dancers. What if a guy doesn't like the stage view from that area? What region are you working in? Any info is appreciated
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Nina,
From the lap dance area, you can NOT see the dancers on stage, just all 11 other girls giving daces to the guys. Pm me if you want more info hun!!! I will definetely let you know exactlywhat you want to know.
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I guess I'm one of the more considerate customers.
Before going to the club I will groom myself. I shave, shower, brush my teeth, and wear a tasteful amount of cologne. I even make sure I wear soft clothes in case I come across a dancer who is in a grinding mood.
I figure I'm probably going to get close to someone at some point during the evening. I might as well look nice. The more comfortable you feel dancing for me, the better the dance will be.
The BO/bad breath thing goes both ways. I've run across a few dancers with BO. I understand you girls work up a sweat, but there is deodorant. Sorry, but a dancer with BO is an immediate turn-off. As for bad breath... Sitting at the bar one night, I had this one dancer approach me to ask me if I wanted a dance. I don't know what she had been drinking, but it made my eyes water and start buring.I thought I was going to go blind.
Basically, this all comes down to a courtesy thing. Having danced nude for the past two years, I can tell you that I've had some nice guys, and some rauchy ones. It's sad that, for some customers, courtesy and manners fly out the door as they come in. But, yeah, LouieJ, wish more people would think about how we have to deal with them. But, at the same time, as you said, us girls need to take care of ourselves too. It's nothing but a two way street.
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I had an Arab customer who would come in about 2-3 times a week and buy exactly three dances from me each time and he SMELLED! After a few weeks, the stench of B.O. was just too much for me to deal with. I just told him I was busy or had another customer.
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