So I'm chatting with this customer, and he just is seeming pretty bitter, eventually he askes if I have a boyfriend, but before I can even answer he's like "yeah, I bet you do, probably some big jock-type of guy..."
and right about here I burst out laughing
me: "Oh no! my boyfriend is such a geek."
him: "really?"
me: "Yeah! On our second date he made a D&D reference to the outfit I was wearing, com'on!"
him: "oh."
after that he seemed to subletly approve of me, and tipped me when I went up on stage.
And to prove we're both dorks:
me: "babe! I had a really good night, let's do something fun tomorrow!"
him: "what do you want to do?"
me: "let's go to the comic book store!"
Let's note, I live like half a block from an excellent dancer/porn/toys etc store. instead we go buy comics and bought him a D&D book.
"so are there any other nerdy strippers?" his friend askes me. I have no idea. Whatcha y'all say?





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The costume itself cost me a mint at the time (due to USD-AUD conversion) then a little more in getting customs to give me it. All because I want one of THE best costumes at the Primere.. to be photographed the most.

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