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    HAHA! I had a customer tonight tip me $5 on stage and ask me to come over when I was done. I did, and we proceeded to do 6 dances during which he was clearly quite turned on. When it was time to pay, I was finishing getting dressed, and leaned in to take the money. He had the bills in his hand near my chest, so I did the take it in the cleavage move. He looked a little hurt and complained "oh but that's so tawdry! It cheapens the whole experience!" LMAO! I started laughing, couldn't help myself, and said "where are we, the library?" He asked what I was laughing about, which made me laugh even more. At that point he seemed thoroughly confused and a little disappointed, which was even more funny! What the hell? He came and tipped me on stage while I was writhing around practically naked, then had me writhing all around him practically naked for nearly half an hour at his request, and he felt tawdry and 'cheapened' by my taking his money in my cleavage????? LMFAO!!! What on earth are some guys thinking?

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    Ha ha ha...funny shit. Once at the end of the night I was crawling around the stage picking up my money because I had been up over 10 times that shift and I was too exhausted to stoop down to pick it up. Some guy on the corner of the stage (tipping $1's of course) tells me "Never crawl around the stage picking up your money. It's degrading."

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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    That's too funny, Bridgette! Maybe he thought that was tawdry because you "really" liked him and you were only crawling around naked for his enjoyment. LOL
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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    Ha. What a dork. What did he want you to do? Pat his ass and tell him "good game"


    hahaha. :

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    Tell him, next time, if he doesn't have enough cash for the Bridgette Bosom Depository, you have a credit card scanning machine between your butt cheeks too!! 24/7, no banking fees! Ha!

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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    Okay I probably shouldnt put in my 2 cents here...but lol

    I agree that the guy was tripping off into his own world, but that just goes to show you what an excellent job you were doing entertaining him Bridgette. Its all about the "Fantasy" and during those six dances your customer had built quite an experience for himself, he was still probably dreamily enjoying the "afterglow" as he went to pay you. You inadvertently made a move that brought him back to reality a little more abruptly than he planned lol.

    Im sure his comment wasnt meant to be unkind, and the confusion you mentioned that he experienced when you laughed is just further evidence that he was in a dream state before waking

    Dont be too hard on him, its really more a testament to the fabulous quality of the experience you were providing than anything else. Remember we poor male mortals experience the fantasy you provide in a much less detached way than do you Goddesses.

    Besides its not like you did anything wrong, you would have had to be a mind reader to anticipate how one common move might have affected his perception of the experience. It just goes to show you how two people have very different perceptions of the same situatiuon.

    Maybe try and hold back on the outright laughter next time lol.(and save the story for all of us here at SW) Those PLs pay the bills

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    let me guess...he asked for ur real name too !

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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    Hey, then stick your butt out and have these types stick their tips in between your cheeks!



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    Canuck. LOL! Well I have to say I am not so 'detached' when doing my dances. I'm always paying total attention to the guy and what makes him purr and what doesn't. Anyway, it just struck me really funny - like the whole scenario wasn't rather 'tawdry' in the first place. LOL

    HAHA Katrine I have thought more than once about actually getting a portable cc machine. It would make things soooo easy for those who run out of cash and have to run to the ATM in the middle of a session. Heh, and I could charge my own 'convenience fee', slightly less than what the club ATM charges, and keep it for myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=27;threadid=7229;start=msg82194#msg8219 4 date=1078755722
    HAHA! I had a customer tonight tip me $5 on stage and ask me to come over when I was done. I did, and we proceeded to do 6 dances during which he was clearly quite turned on. When it was time to pay, I was finishing getting dressed, and leaned in to take the money. He had the bills in his hand near my chest, so I did the take it in the cleavage move. He looked a little hurt and complained "oh but that's so tawdry! It cheapens the whole experience!" LMAO! I started laughing, couldn't help myself, and said "where are we, the library?" He asked what I was laughing about, which made me laugh even more. At that point he seemed thoroughly confused and a little disappointed, which was even more funny! What the hell? He came and tipped me on stage while I was writhing around practically naked, then had me writhing all around him practically naked for nearly half an hour at his request, and he felt tawdry and 'cheapened' by my taking his money in my cleavage????? LMFAO!!! What on earth are some guys thinking?
    so you weren't at the library?

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    i had a regular that would tell me all about his masterbatory fantasies starring yours truly and in the same conversation he would tell me that he always treated me like a lady. lol i just wanted to ask him if he would tell a lady in the office about him jacking off in the shower while picturing her.
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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=27;threadid=7229;start=msg82194#msg8219 4 date=1078755722
    HAHA! I had a customer tonight tip me $5 on stage and ask me to come over when I was done. I did, and we proceeded to do 6 dances during which he was clearly quite turned on. When it was time to pay, I was finishing getting dressed, and leaned in to take the money. He had the bills in his hand near my chest, so I did the take it in the cleavage move. He looked a little hurt and complained "oh but that's so tawdry! It cheapens the whole experience!" LMAO! I started laughing, couldn't help myself, and said "where are we, the library?" He asked what I was laughing about, which made me laugh even more. At that point he seemed thoroughly confused and a little disappointed, which was even more funny! What the hell? He came and tipped me on stage while I was writhing around practically naked, then had me writhing all around him practically naked for nearly half an hour at his request, and he felt tawdry and 'cheapened' by my taking his money in my cleavage????? LMFAO!!! What on earth are some guys thinking?
    Bridgette - I can understand the guy. Last week when I was slamming a 20 dollar an hour prostitute in a seedy motel where the sheets were stained and the bedsprings went "squeeka squeeka squeeka", I didnt want to give her the money afterwards, because it interrupted the sublime, wistful and aethstetic beauty of doing a hooker in a roach motel. Up to that point it was everything my Mom said it would be. The moment was ruined.

    I can relate

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    Default Re:"But that's so tawdry!"

    LMAO!!!

    I'll be sending you a Victorian outfit that covers you down to your feet complete with a bonnet and veil, so that you can switch into it after all dance sets so that you don't ruin the mood! Of course you will have to speak in a hoity-toity English accent and serve tea and crumpets as well. Always remember a lady does not have TITS or ASS! :o

    PJ, glad to see you are still posting. I hate to tell you, I had that girl you were with first. I had her for $15.95 , an early Saint Patty's Day special. She also takes S&H green stamps.

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    LOL Bridgette! That reminds me of the customers who watch me dance naked on stage, put dollar bills in my cleavage, stare at my tits when I&#039;m talking to them, and try to put their hands all over me-and then they say they don&#039;t want to "disrespect" me by getting a dance from me.






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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie link=board=27;threadid=7229;start=msg86368#msg8636 8 date=1079783216
    LOL Bridgette! That reminds me of the customers who watch me dance naked on stage, put dollar bills in my cleavage, stare at my tits when I&#039;m talking to them, and try to put their hands all over me-and then they say they don&#039;t want to "disrespect" me by getting a dance from me.
    As funny as Bridgette&#039;s story is, this one I can relate to. It happens to me or someone I work with on an almost daily basis.
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    ^^^ Thats so annoying. I feel like saying, "then dont talk to me....your disrespecting me by wasting my time"
    Grrrrrrrr

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    bridgitte, that was cute and really funny!

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