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    Has anyone heard of Wayne Rodman? I just met this guy. He claims to be a porn star (He also claims to be Ron Jeremy's best friend and that he got Janet Jack-me in the business...riiiiight) Now, I watch a lot of porn, but I do NOT recognize him.
    He says he wants to start a hardcore soap opera. I told him that I'd think about it. The more I think about it the more I want to say no. Here's why:

    a) never heard of the guy.

    b) he freaks me out.
    1. I invited him and a few friends over for lunch. He asked me, "is your cat a male? Not that I was checking him out or anything, he just acts like a guy." That gave me reason to think that he WAS checking Rum Tum Tugger out, because the thought never crossed my mind, he just put it out there himself. (And plus, how does a male cat act anyway? RTT acts like a punk! )
    2. He wants me to date him. He's old enough to date my mother for one, and I don't know him either. We spoke for a very long time the day after I was introduced to him, and at that point he determined that I would be right for him because I am a Scorpio with a big ass and an Afro...huh?
    3. He wears ripped jeans and Birkinstocks in the dead of winter. I mean, yeah, I understand that you just came back from L.A., but did you not get the memo that Baltimore is fucking freezing in February? Hmm, guess not.
    4. He was counting my money at the club. Definite no-no. I asked him what he was doing and he told me that I shouldn't leave my money out the way that I do. I left it in a bag in my tennis shoe which was at the bottom of my duffle bag which was stuffed with my dance outfits. But the thing is, instead of taking my money, I actually think he put some in. Extremely strange.
    5. He wants me to dress a certain way. But he won't buy me the clothes so screw him on that one. I, on a normal day, wear tight jeans, a loose tee shirt and some tennis shoes. He wants me to wear my shit so tight that it cuts my blood flow off and clothes so bright it looks like I swam in Highlighters. Fuck that. I gotta be comfortable.
    6. He calls me at least 3 times a day. That's the frequency of an obssessed boyfriend, which he definitely is not.

    c) I just plain don't trust him. He supposedly had a photo shoot a few days ago that I intentionally didn't go to. I asked one of my guy friends to go check it out. He told me that it was very unorganized, and that all that really was going on was him having sex with these two girls on tape. Glad I didn't go.

    Well, anyway, if anyone has heard of him let me know. I would just like to know that he is much more than an obssessive elderly pervert that has a thing for tabbys.

    Thanks.

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    I am so sorry, but that post was so damn funny! That guy sounds like a real nutjob! I wish I could see what he is like!

    I did a search for him on Google (and Booble (a big thank you to our dear SCJs at the blue site for that tip-off, LOL!)) but reaped no results (I did get "Ram Rod", but um, I don't think that was it ).

    He sounds like he's got a really dippy personality too, but something tells me that there's some source of authenticity about him although I feel he's probably beefing his rep up to impress you. If you're feeling awkward about it, let this one go. There are plenty more loonies in the bin.

    P.S. I absolutely love the name you've given your cat! Rum Tum Tugger, eh? That is fantastic!!
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    Dude's a freak. Unless he's laying down serious cash I'd change my phone number and forget his name. Too bad he knows where you live.
    You get what you put up with

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    Thanks Malibu. I'm glad you brought up Booble...VERY cute!! I will be using that more often!

    I did run into ONE person who has heard of him, but he said that every film that he has seen him in was of poor quality. Well, you gotta start somewhere I guess. But, I mean, 15 years of crappy porn? He's more than started, he's established in the world of crummy films! lol.

    O yeah, btw, I'm a big "Cats" fan (and "Rocky Horror", and "Hair", and "The Wiz"....). For a minute there, I was considering putting him through a witness protection program and changing his name to Mungojerrie or something. But I checked, and they don't provide services to sexually harrased cats. lol.

    And now that I think about it, Vanilla, money has been an ify subject. I'll pressure him again for a more concrete answer.

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    I'm confused...

    1-you don't trust him
    2-he freaks you out
    3-you don't know anything about him

    I don't understand why you keep in contact with this person if these are your true feelings.
    Don't you know that you can be a pornstar on your own? You don't have to screw him to be on a movie...
    If you allow him to be around and you don't want him around, you're leading him on and asking for trouble all at once. Good luck!
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    This story is a scream!! Thanks for sharing it. This guy sounds like a real fruit loop. I wouldn't doubt for one moment that he would be interested in your cat. He is strange in ways we can't imagine maybe.... I'm sure it was interesting hanging with Mr. Rodman, but yes, he needs to be thrown back in the bag of nuts.

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    Default Re:Wayne "Rockin Rod" Rodman

    RUN FROM HIM

    Looks like a freak, acts like a freak, MUST BE a freak
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