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    I was getting waaaaayyy too deep in my threads. I had to go look at the topless hampster dance and lighten up.

    I think I am in love with the one in the middle --nice tail.

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    lol! my volume was too loud when I loaded the page!
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    hahaha funny

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    Too cute! Thanks, needed to have a little laugh to wake up a bit more.
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    O.K. Since we are into rodents, here is a great Urban Myth. I have to set this up, because you have to understand the background to get the joke. This myth hit the streets in 1985. Yes, I was there while many of you were still doing pig tails.

    Anyway, The rumor that started all this fuss goes something like this regarding a practice of "Gerbilling" (sometimes known as "gerbil-stuffing") , always attributed to gay men, of inserting a live rodent into one's rectum (or that of a partner) for erotic pleasure.

    And what are the facts about gerbilling? In reality, it's not a known "practice" of any group of people, gay or otherwise. And while it's certainly possible – even likely – that someone, somewhere in the history of humanity has tried such a thing, it is not, if I may repeat myself, a common erotic pastime in any known culture or subculture.



    Several years ago, "they" say, Mr. Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a gerbil lodged in his rectum. Gere was alone when he arrived, some say, or with a partner (e.g., former girlfriend Cindy Crawford) according to others. It took a whole team of surgeons to extract the animal from Gere's posterior. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. And some say the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet, aptly named "Tibet." In any case, when the surgery was finally done the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude) and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent damage other than to his reputation.

    "Is it true?" you ask.

    No, of course not.

    Not a shred of evidence has ever been uncovered to support it. While Gere himself has never confirmed nor denied it — nor, indeed, spoken of it directly at all — neither has any credible witness come forward to give firsthand testimony proving it actually happened.

    So, here are the two jokes I remember..

    Q. What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

    A. New around here?


    Q. What did the gebil say to his friend on Saturday Night?

    A. Want to get shit-faced?

    That's it . You are now certified to tell the gerbil jokes.



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    LOL Gerbiling hehehe sounds too crazy and mean!!!
    But yes, I had heard fo that happening to richard gere, though its probably a darn rumor. LOL

    Those two jokes were cute

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    the gerbil story I heard was a gay couple went to the hospital (i know I wont tell this right) and one of them had had a gerbil up his ass and it got lost, so the other one got a lighter to see if he could find it and they both got burned preaty bad and the gerbil went flying out and all kinds of horror. of course I heard this in the late 90's so it prolly just got modified quite a bit in 15 years.

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    I prefer the hamster blast, but then again I do have a sick sense of humor:

    http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/

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