My club is doing a competition coming up where the girl who does the most dances for the entire month will get a free boob job!
I need all the advice and hints you guys have! How can I get the most dances possible?


My club is doing a competition coming up where the girl who does the most dances for the entire month will get a free boob job!
I need all the advice and hints you guys have! How can I get the most dances possible?




1) Declare it national Chipmunk Month, and have the DJ play all music at 4x speed... thus rendering a "dance" to 1.5-2 minutes tops.
2) Tell all your customer's whoever buys the most dances from you will get to sample the goods if you win.
3) Realize that there are some things in life that you really don't want to trust when they are free- Sushi, Nuclear Weapons, and cosmetic surgery. None of those are a good idea when "free"...
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Go to a bookstore and buy a book by Joe Girard (sp?) about selling. He's awesome. He mostly sold cars, so not everything will apply to you, but it's a good start. I found it helped a lot.
Polecat......that's funny!! If I won the contest, I would ask for the cash equivalent of the boob job and spend it on something that I need......
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Originally Posted by Mia M
I think I did 85 one night at a DejaVu I used to house dance at--- , I can't remember exactly, it was years ago. What sucks was, it was a Vu so even though I took home a lot that night, they got seven bucks out of every dance (dances were 20 ) , housefee was 70 back then too, so I paid out so much, even though I took home a lot, I had to hand them more than 600 bucks!! That kinda blew. Everyone was just in a dance buying mood that night. I used to do dances out on the floor instead of the side booths there-- on the pedestals where everyone can see you--- just one every once in awhile instead of the booth and then everyone else wants one.





85????? Daaaaaammm that's aLOT of dances for one night!![]()


We can pick our own Doctor, size, style etc.!Realize that there are some things in life that you really don't want to trust when they are free- Sushi, Nuclear Weapons, and cosmetic surgery. None of those are a good idea when "free"...



Are the other girls really into this? At a restaurant I worked we had a contest once with decent cash prize. Everyone acted like they didn't care so I acted like I didn't either but I secretely plotted to win adn I did!!
Is this really a fair contest? Don't some girls work more than others or is it like an average amount thing.
I would call every regular I had and tell them about the contest and I would also pay my guy friends to come in and buy dances. I would cheat for a prize that big!!! I would tell every guy i danced for about the contest. I think they would be willing to buy one dance from you just to help out if you were really thankful.
Good luck. Is it for the month of April or March?
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wow... 85?!?!? you go girl.... my ass would be so chafed from all that grinding... the most i ever did in one night was like 16... and i was bitching.... but then again i'm still a newbie...Originally Posted by DevonMichaels link=board=9;threadid=7637;start=msg87673#msg87673 date=1080104864
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Heidi, you mean callused like Beefcurtains Betty? haha j/k.... my ass would be so chafed from all that grinding...
Mackenzie, I would put alot of effort into keeping my guy in the booth/vip room. It's alot easier keeping them in there than getting them in (usually). Make sure you poke your head out periodically so guys see you in there and wonder why you're in there so long.
I wouldn't pay friends to come in and buy dances. But I suppose it is an option.


They were debating wether to do it in April or May. I called my boss last night and asked because I want to go down to Devons clubin April, and he said he'd put it off untill May so that I can do it. He knows how bad I want it.
I think I'll try to do more table dances on slow nights, they're cheaper so maybe guys will buy more. (hmmm...where did I get that idea? lol) I do like the idea of National Chipmonk Month though!!
I think it'll be pretty fair, they don't even rig amautr night. Plus girls can work whenever we want as long as we're there for at least 5 hours.
Hugs,
Kenz
My best night ever was 52. Another dancer at the club did 68 on another night. After the night I did 52 I was exhasted and dehydrated. I also had to give back 25% of my money so it made me wonder why I worked so hard for each dance, I should have tried to work for more tips after each dance so I could have kept the cash.
The book by Joe Giard is called "How to sell anything to anyone". I also really like "Sales dogs" the rich dad series.
My best advice to you is make sure you are ready for this: Be in shape, get plenty of rest, eat right, and take your vitamins. Also try to drink plenty of water. If you feel exhausted or are not in "top form" mentally due to stress etc. it will be very hard to win this contest. Look at it like training for the stripper olympics.
Maybe going to the dancerwealth class would be a good idea, too.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
[shadow=red,left]act like a sultry tiger[/shadow].no shyness!
whats the incentive for the girls that already have implants?
That's a sweet deal, if you were already planning on getting boobs (or just if you want them...)...Since it could amount to the equivalent of $6000 or so in your pocket, I would devote my life to it during May. Work as much as you can, get your hair done (but nothing drastic), add some new moves, new costumes and new music to your repretoire, and just generally go for it!
The worst that can happen is that you make a lot more money than you would have had they not hadthe contest. The best thatcan happen is you do that and win! Not a bad deal at all.
Just make sure you don't put so much stress/pressure on yourself that you psyche yourself out, or end up reeking of desperation (sorry that sounds rude, I hope you know what I mean?).
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Actually Paris, the book I have is called "Closing the Deal", but I'm sure all of his books are good.![]()





Ya'all have inspried me to get a friggin book on sales, so I went for Joe Girard's how to sell anything to anyone. ParisLove, was is helpful? I also bought How to Close the Sale or something like that by Girard (package deal, 20 bucks on Amazon)... geeez i am so internet addicted.![]()
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I'm off to get the book today! (and the Walmart hair pills.) You guys are the best.I wish I would ahve found this website three years ago!
I did 70 dances once it was 1400 $ after tipouts went home with 1100 but i couldnt work for 5 days i was soo tired lol.![]()
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
dances were 25, 5 to the house
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
i hold the record at my club for the most "vip" dances... 52. it was all one customer. we took breaks after each 10. previous record was 42. off topic sorry carry on
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Good luck MacKenzie ! :grin:
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One more thing...be prepared to pay the taxes on that amount (whatever it turns out to be in the end). Since the amount is so high, the club will have to report it to the IRS, and you will have to pay taxes on it at the end of the year!! So, save up that dough!!
Good luck!! If I could buy a dance from you to help you out, I definitely would!!!
Wow! The most I've ever done during my dayshift was 25, I think.
My club charges $30 for a standard lapdance, though, so you only need to do 30-something to go home with $1000.
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