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    Another thing, I had a real CHAMP ask me this while I was on stage.... he said, "Is this what you wanted to be when you grew up?" So I said, "I'm not done growing up, babe" (I look young) plus it made him feel silly. Then he eventually got a dance and was talking to me and I said, "No I dont feel degraded dancing here, what makes me feel degraded is when guys ask me questions like this." I said it nicely cause he wasnt being a dick, but he later admitted that he likes to use reverse psychology with the dancers because he says he knows we are sick of hearing "you are so hot" etc all the time.
    I said, "Believe me, we would rather hear that 100 times than ONE 'dont you feel degraded working here'"? etc
    sheesh


    oh and mobius... the only place you CANT post on this site is in the LADIES ONLY part. Thats only ONE part of the site. What cracks my up is that people continuously give us SHIT because we have this section on this site. You can post everywhere else.

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    My personal favorite to this day is the regular customers who come in and ask the new dancers that they have never seen "Why don't you take your top off - are you a prude"? No stupid, they don't have their licence and this is UTAH. or "Move your panties to the side.... nobody will know", yeah unless you're a vice cop.
    Oh, and I thought that you knew that strippers can't be Prozac happy all the time Mobius - or did nobody tell you - we're human too!
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    Here's one that continues to make me laugh every time:

    I'm in a "Dorothy from Wizard of Oz" type of outfit: white dress with puffy sleeves, apron, knee high socks with the bows. Now.. it is a costume and an obvious one at that... well...

    Two young guys come up to me and one of them says
    " Do you work here ? "

    then he was wondering why I gave him a sarcastic reply and went away laughing.

    Did he realise he was inside a strip club ??? ???

    LOL


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    Mwuhaha! I forgot about the "do you work here" ones, especially when it's really obvious... com'on, how many girls wear 7" heels, a dress with slits up the sides that does reveal only a thong underneath? A guy honestly didn't know until they called me to the stage, he's like "oh!" heheh.

    Mobius, the responses I posted the guys knew I was kidding around, I don't make a habit of putting them down to their faces. Everyone is a stupid customer once in a while, no matter what services they are seeking, I'm the one who struggles with the ATM at the store, spends half an hour filling out a form others only take 2 minutes on at school, ask where the bathroom is when it's 2 feet to the side, etc. and I'm sure those workers go home and laugh about me [all right, I try not to think about it, but ya know they do!].
    I'm not one of those dancers who hates all men and esp. strip club patrons and dance just for the mental high from "scamming" 'em. I don't think a lot of the girls here are like that either, but sometimes it's good to vent about a customer, and that vent doesn't reflect how we feel about all customers.
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    do you swallow.....~runs

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRed1970 link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg90077#msg90077 date=1080704313
    do you swallow.....~runs
    Yes... I swallow food and drink


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    Quote Originally Posted by mobius7 link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88688#msg88688 date=1080345051
    OK, I know this post was meant to be in fun...but as a customer, it sure is a bit depressing to read all of the negative attitudes here by some of the dancers...guys are 'losers' for asking questions, they are 'fuckers' for saying they like your natural breasts and then getting dances from someone with fake ones....just crap like that.

    I know, I know, you dancers get to deal with lots of jerk guys, which helps form your obviously poor opinions of men. however, as a customer who doesn't consider himself a 'loser' for asking dancers questions or a 'fucker' for liking variety in dancers, I find it rather disturbing to see your anti-men attiutudes shining through. You're not exactly placing yourself in an environment that is condusive to bumping (and grinding?) into 'winners.' It really seems like you believe you are 'better' than the customers that are wasting their money on you in the first place.

    Anyway...I figured I could post my opinion here, as its the customer forum. Heaven forbid I give my opinion anywhere else on this site....
    Mobius:

    I suppose I should have rephrased my statement. I have been having an off month in terms of my attitude.

    Don't think for a second that I am ungrateful or a bitch because truthfully, I find it an honor when someone actually spends a bunch of money on me and buys dances or my time for conversation. Its just at times, (and I think everyone here will probably agree) that its just like any other job anyone has, it has its ups and downs, bad with the good, and lately, I've had nothing but bad... People glamorize what we do, but it truly is hard work, we WORK for our money and we know the value of a customer.. but sometimes, you get those young guys in that don't know any better and test the waters.. which I think is what the purpose of this thread was about.. how many crazy questions have you received?

    Bad term I know, however, when Lexi said what she did, it just so happened that the night before I had been working on this guy for about twenty minutes and our beautiful girl with the big fake boobies walked in and he was all over her. It was a bad phrase and I apologize to you if you took my rude comment as being a male basher.. I truly am not.



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    "What is your tattoo of?" i'd ask that! i like tattoos (most of the time) but then i'd proably get into where'd you get it done? how long did it take? was it really painfully? how long was the healing process? same with piercings (i like to research before getting things done)

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    thanks for all of the responses to my own venting. My faith in my fellow man (woman!) is being restored.
    Nobodys perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

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    What do you do besides this? Do you do anything else?
    You went to college huh? Then why are you still dancing?
    What does your man think of this?
    You sure travel alot! Are you running from something? Did your man bring you here? Or...(with sour look on face) Why did you come here? Why do you move so much? -- These are the ones who apparently think it's abnormal to want to see a place other than the one you were born in.
    Is/are your (boobs, hair, eyes, whatever) real?
    Why don't you have a man taking care of you? Don't you want someone to take care of you so you don't have to do this?
    Why do you do this?
    You're too pretty to be here! (ok not a question but still stupid and insulting)
    Do you like men?
    Where do you go after work?
    How many kids do you have?
    Do you know where I can get some (coke, E, speed, weed, whatever)?
    Will you come fuck me after work? When are you going to fuck me?

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    LOL! I've been asked EVERY question that Bridgette mentioned. I especially hate the "You went to college? Then why are you here?" questions. I went to college too, and I hate it when customers think that every dancer is there because they HAVE to be. I happen to like my job (well, most of the time...) I think that some customers are just intimidated that we have more education than them.

    I also get the "You look so sweet and innocent/You don't look like a stripper" remarks a lot. I don't really know why...us strippers look just as different from each other as any other girls do. Maybe it's because I have no tattoos, no cosmetic surgery, and no piercings except for my ears and belly button. Usually this comment doesn't really bother me, but if I'm already in a bad mood, then it irks me.

    I also hate it when guys say "I'm not like all the other guys in here." Like we're going to believe them and jump in the sack with them. :






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    LOL! Some moron who had me doing alot of dances for him recently came back and asked a bouncer to send me over. I get there, and he says he waited a whole week to come see me, to give me time to think about whether I was going to go home and sleep with him. LMAO!! I just laughed my usual laugh when some dipshit says somthing stupid, and was about to make my exit, when another bouncer came and told me another guy wanted me. I told the moron I had to go. "But why, you just got here?!" I just laughed and ran off to the other guy. I wonder if he figured it out

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    I think the worst comment I've ever gotten was "Now there's a lot of meat for my sausage!"

    The most annoying: "Is that your real hair color?" (my hair is platnum, and my eyebrows- and my roots are brown- i can't bleach my hair every week, so after a week after my last bleach, you can tell its not my color) my response: "I don't know what do you think" or "it's the color my hair should have been"

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    TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A DANCER:
    (Compiled by the Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Dancer Institute, Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey).

    10) - "Is it okay that I havent showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, or even wiped in the last two weeks?"
    9) - "Do I have a purplish, distended growth on my back?" (may be related to question #10).
    8 - "How about we go get some Chinese Food, and fuck. No? What about pizza then?"
    7) - "If a Train was leaving LA at 239 miles per hour, and a train was leaving NYC at 190 miles per hour, what is the capital of Borneo?"
    6) - "I heard strippers know where Tax Accountants have their annual office parties. Could you help me get into one?"
    5). "Hey baby...your hot.. hubba hubba.. do you know where I can get bushels of broccali wholesale? I am making a salad later". (this kind of question tends to excite dancers who look like Emeril).
    4). "Could you tell me how one can link the Treaty of Westphalia that ended the Thirty Years War to the rise of Russia as a European power, as well as influencing the rise of Napoleon in the latter half of the 18th century, which in turn set up the balance of European Powers the kept Europe relatively peaceful from Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo in 1815 until the rise of Otto von Bismarck and the Unification of the German States?"
    3). "Wanna touch my trouser snake?"
    2). Is that horrible stench from you or the girl who was on stage before?"

    and Number 1.....


    1). "Armadillo? WHAT armadillo????"

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    BWAH HA HA on the "do you work here?" epidemic!

    My first night stripping ever, I made the mistake of wearing a black minidress...at a club where the waitresses are REQUIRED to wear black minidresses. I had a LOT of drink orders shouted at me!
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    PJ,
    Watch out for question #4, some of us here know our history......


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    Prester_John, you always make me laugh, but in this last post you have outdone yourself...

    Thank you, and please, don't ever stop posting here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg96863#msg96863 date=1081958768
    TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A DANCER:
    (Compiled by the Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Dancer Institute, Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey).

    10) - "Is it okay that I havent showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, or even wiped in the last two weeks?"
    9) - "Do I have a purplish, distended growth on my back?" (may be related to question #10).
    8 - "How about we go get some Chinese Food, and fuck. No? What about pizza then?"
    7) - "If a Train was leaving LA at 239 miles per hour, and a train was leaving NYC at 190 miles per hour, what is the capital of Borneo?"
    6) - "I heard strippers know where Tax Accountants have their annual office parties. Could you help me get into one?"
    5). "Hey baby...your hot.. hubba hubba.. do you know where I can get bushels of broccali wholesale? I am making a salad later". (this kind of question tends to excite dancers who look like Emeril).
    4). "Could you tell me how one can link the Treaty of Westphalia that ended the Thirty Years War to the rise of Russia as a European power, as well as influencing the rise of Napoleon in the latter half of the 18th century, which in turn set up the balance of European Powers the kept Europe relatively peaceful from Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo in 1815 until the rise of Otto von Bismarck and the Unification of the German States?"
    3). "Wanna touch my trouser snake?"
    2). Is that horrible stench from you or the girl who was on stage before?"

    and Number 1.....


    1). "Armadillo? WHAT armadillo????"
    LMFAO! I disagree with you on #4 though. I get sooo hot and horny whenever a customer mentions the Treaty of Westphalia to me, and I'm sure that most other dancers do too.






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    mobius, let me knock it back down a little by telling you to CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER.

    if you were on a "retail clerks" messageboard and people complained about shit, would you be appalled and only shop online from then on?

    I just LOVE how people do shit that annoys us or we just don't take well to, and then try to make us feel bad for not lapping it up!!!

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    I get asked what my tattoo is at least two or three times each shift, but it doesn't bother me. I have a rather large angel tattooed over my left breast. It was designed by a friend of mine who used a picture of me as "inspiration", so it has a lot of detail, almost like a portrait. Under the funky club lights, it's difficult to tell exactly what it is without putting your face right on my tit! That usually leads into "Did it hurt?". (YES. I felt like punching the tattoo artist in the teeth toward the end!), "How long did it take?", (three and a half hours actual time, felt like three and a half days!), "Do you have any others?", (a small lizard on my ankle, but I almost always wear boots or stockings because I'm typically covered with stage bruises from the knees down. Damn fair skin!) None of these bother me because I feel like the customer is truly interested when he inquires.
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    The worse questions are:
    1. Are you turned on while dancing for me? I think you are!!!
    (Uh, yeah, that's right, you and the 40 other guys before you!) It's kinda hard to say I am getting turned on thinking about how I wanna have sex with my boyfriend when I get home!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. What was your childhood like? Was your father in your life? Were you abused or molested as a child?
    My childhood is none of your business, you sicko!!!!
    And yes, my father was in my life, and just because I dance does not mean I was abused or molested.
    And NO, I don't need a "father figure" in my life!!!

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    WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER WORK? - "GOING HOME TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MAN!"
    WHAT DO I GET FOR MY DANCE? - " A FKN DANCE IDIOT!"
    ARE YOU GOOD AT YOUR DANCE? - "NO, I'M FKN TERRIBLE, DON'T GET A DANCE FROM ME"
    HOW DO YOU WALK IN THOSE THINGS? - "VERY CAREFULLY"
    I DON'T HAVE CHANGE, UM? - "HERE LET ME GET IT FOR YOU SINCE APPARENTLY YOUR LEGS ARE BROKEN"
    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!



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    'WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?' always gets them off on my wrong foot. 'WHAT ARE YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES?'...money!, friggin a$s!!!, &#039O YOU LIKE GIRLS? I just find that irritating cuz it's a common one. 'WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?' everything a girl can do- shop, eat, sleep, fuck and be beautiful! 'WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF HERE?' and last but not least, 'WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER WORK?'

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    So Funny!! I've heard ALL of these questions before
    You only have ONE life!!

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    One guy said to me once "Wow. I feel like you really do like me. Either that ro you're the best actress I've ever seen!" Exactly.
    You only have ONE life!!

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