"do you wanna sip of my drink?" stupid question, i dont know what kinds of cooties you have! "
"do you wanna sip of my drink?" stupid question, i dont know what kinds of cooties you have! "
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas



wow, a guy can't ask a dancer anything. A lot of the questions that you get mad at the guys asking are the exact same questions that you are asking them......
well if he doesnt wanna hear "wanna dance" then he probably shouldnt be in a stripclub anyway!Originally Posted by RYAN link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg108964#msg1089 64 date=1084490693
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LEXI, NO. I am saying that the general questions that most of you said you dont like are the exact same questions that you all ask the guys when they go to the club like:
married ?
kids?
girlfriend?
job?
name?
live where?
do for fun?
Maybe if you don't like answering simple questions you should find a new career. Half of this business is talking.
I would NEVER ask a customer these questions, nor would any smart dancer!married ?
kids?
girlfriend?
If they want to talk about their job they can, Americans love to talk about their stupid ass jobs. They can give me a fake name for all I care. People usually don't mind saying where they live, including dancers, and what's wrong with either side asking each other what they do for fun????job?
name?
live where?
do for fun?
The questions that invade our personal space are the ones we should not be asked. Personally, I don't mind any questions except, "what's your real name" and "will you give me your # and go out with me?"
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M



katrine, these are the common questions asked by almost every dancer in America. Don't play dumb.....
Ryan,
I don't know what other dancers ask of their patrons, since I'm not particularly interested in eavesdropping on their conversations. I know what I'm not supposed to ask if I want to make a sale, and the last thing a man wants to talk about is his fat nagging wife or ungrateful kids (for example.)
And Ryan, I hope you would give me a little credit for NOT playing dumb on this site...in the club, that's another story![]()
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Here neither, why the heck would a dancer ask about a SO? Especially as most guys would feel "a little guilty" about being there in the first place.![]()
I HOPE other dancers aren't asking the things I'm asked, like "how much to take you home/to my car?" "so if I tip extra can I touch your boobs/pussy?" etc.![]()
"I still have my name
I still have my face
I have not run away from home
Doesn't seem so long
If I now embrace
Every single thing I've never known"
Do you have a boyfriend? (I am married - so I always tell them 'no'
Then they ask if they can go home with me, date me, etc. I then respond 'um, no. I don't think my husband would like that. They are usally thrown for a loop.
Some guys ask me if I am married - I finally figured out how to respond - I say "Yes, Aren't you?" or "Yes, and are you married?"
When I get asked what does your husband think of this I tell them he doesn't mind. If he's a jerk - I ask him what does his girlfriend thinks of him coming to a strip club.
I also hate "does your boyfriend/husband come in and watch?
And, my absolute favorite - "Wanna go make some 'REAL' money?" "How about a hundred dollars?" Like I am not making real money now!
Learn as if you were to live forever, Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
When a customer asks me what my husband does and I say he's a bartender, they get all scared and look around and ask "he doesn't work...here...does he??" Silly boys. If he actually did work here, do you really think he would mind you talking to me?![]()
You only have ONE life!!
how about ill meet you up the street when you get off or ill come back later if you know what time you get off





I personally make it a point to NEVER ask the punter about marital status, children and job. If the punter wants to talk about any of those three topics - I'll allow him. I realised a long time ago, alot of guys prefer the anonymous nature of a strip club. They don't want to talk about those three topics really. I personally always cringe when a dancer asks a punter "so.. what do you do for a living?".{ author... RYAN }
LEXI, NO. I am saying that the general questions that most of you said you dont like are the exact same questions that you all ask the guys when they go to the club like:
married ?
kids?
girlfriend?
job?
name?
live where?
do for fun?
Maybe if you don't like answering simple questions you should find a new career. Half of this business is talking.
As for name, residence (where the punter is from) and interests/hobbies. I do ask these types of questions as they are part of "small talk". If a punter asks me for my real name, I don't get annoyed anymore.. instead I turn it around... "The only way you will find out my real name is if you take me for a VIP" or "The only way you will find out my real name is if you become a regular of mine". Interests and hobbies... I don't mind answering that. As for where I live: Gold Coast. If it's a local asking hence wants to know which suburb... I say "I've lived on the Gold Coast all my life to know to NOT live in Surfers Paradise. Let's just say I live somewhere that is close enough to work yet far enough away to not feel the effects of Surfers" or if they want a suburb.. I pick one that is one or two suburbs away from me. I never ever will give out a street address - I ain't stupid! If they do ask for a street address "That's a bit too personal. I don't know you".
and.. I'm not playing dumb... plus I know of other dancers who work along similiar lines (or rules of thumb).
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I hate ALL questions, but the ones that get me the most torqued are:
Don't you do anything else besides dance?
What's your real name?
Where do you live?
Do you have any kids?
Does this turn you on?
Will you go out to dinner with me?
CAn I have your phone number?
How much money do you make?
And the absolute worst is......
Why did you start dancing?
where do you live? :o
10. What are you studying in school?
9. Will you dance to my favorite Journey song?
7. Can I get another coke?
7. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
6. Is that your real name or your stage name?
5. Would you come back later?
4. Can I call you sometime and we go out to dinner?
3. Would you mind sending that girl over?
2. Do you girls make out in the dressing room?
1. Are those real? :o
It only takes you 15 minutes???Originally Posted by Glamazon link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88311#msg88311 date=1080258649
I love Journey! Wheel in the Sky keeps on turning!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
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Do you have kids if no do you want some.
Do you work on credit?
I'm broke so we could just talk for awhile
Can I borrow 20$ to by that other girl a dance?
Do you take checks?
All give you a dollar just to leave
Can I start a tab?
sorry I don't get dances with out a free try out first.
Do you have change for a 100 (sorry this for the best questions to ask a dancer list)
Do you allow French kissing during the dance?
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How about,
1. Did that hurt? (belly button piercing)
2. What's your REAL name? (have to agree this starts them off on a bad foot)
3. Is this ALL that you do?
4. How much for everything?
5. I know you get asked this a lot, but can I take you out sometime?
6. Can I have your number?
7. What are you doing after work?
8. No really, how old are you? (Why would I lie and say I'm 29???)
9)oh, and I can't forget, "What ELSE do I get in VIP?"
"What are you thinking about right now?" -
(your money)
"Are you as turned on as I am?" -
(Uhhh sure buddy)
"Can I touch it?" -
(Can I kick your ass?")
"What does your tattoo mean?" -
(I have an oriental symbol on my lower back, I tell some of them that it means, "this end up")
"Can you get me change?" -
(Oh, damn..It looked like a fifty to me)
"Can we wait for a better song?" -
(Could I get a better customer?)
"I'm looking for some stuff, can you get it for me?" -
(Sure, let me go get my badge out of my locker first, this will be fun)
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a personal favorite of mine during lap dances.
Him: why can't i touch your cookie?
Me: why don't you ask that big guy standing by the door and see what he says
a question i do like...
Him: can you point me to the ATM?
Me: Absolutly
i hate being asked my background because there is so often a 'correct' answer that varies from guy to guy. so now i make 'em guess (in the couch dance room, of course, ha ha) and never admit anything. same thing with the age question.
sometimes i say "i'm whatever you want me to be."
Once as I was putting my top back on after a lapdance, the customer said: "thank you, now can you send me a dancer with nice boobs?"
FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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