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    Some customers are too funny! I had this really cute boy 21 (haha he's older than me, I'm 18 - fyi)... and he came in bought a few drinks for me, 2 lapdances, and I hung out with him for a bit chatting (he was with 2 older friends)... and while I was giving him a LD he was very nice & complimentary... but then he asked me to go hot tubbing at his house with him & kept pushing that for the time he was there... I think he's going to stop in tomorrow night. Which I can't wait... he's really cute... and generous with his money... I'm not saying I'm going to hang out with him outside the club...cos I won't... but it was just funny. My other funny customer... was some guy trying to "recruit" me for working for him doing private hotel rooms... I kinda laughed in his face a lil bit. Just the information the guy was saying was shady. And when he asked for a pen - I walked up to my manager & asked for one (just to amuse the guy) & brought it back to him... then the guy freaked out. Ah, funny boys. Oh - haha - I also was told my boobs are too small. Yet the guy turned around and bought a lapdance from me, two I actually think. Funny, let's insult the chick's body & then buy dances. Oooooh, also tonight I had some guy try to finger my butthole...EW... I screamed "NO" so loud the dancer on stage heard me from the private area...and then a different guy tried to suck my butt when I bent over...eh... I forgot what else I was going to say. Well, if I think of the other funny thing I'll post it. toodlez, xo

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    I don't mean to sound rude or anything but I do not think that is funny at all. I feel like what the guys were trying to do is degrading. Whenever that suff happens to me I get really pissed. You should really try to stay away from young guys in general sweetie. The just want to play games and even if they give you two dances that is nothing compared to what you could get from an older man I find it extreamly easy to sell 5 dances in a row to one older man many times througout the night. The young guys usually just want you to sit and harrass you to go out with them for a half hour and then finaly give in and give you one dance. I just don't even waste my time anymore with that crap. I hope this does not sound mean because I really hope you catch on to their BS so you can bypass them and make real money fast from REAL men that will treat you with respect (not that all older men are perfect gentlmen during a dance but the majority are!)

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    At the time there were only youger guys in the club... so I didn't really have a choice of middle aged or young. The older gentlemen he was with, one bought a dance from me... the other didn't. But they didn't buy dances from anyone else or even drinks for anyone else. They we're all nice .... funny .... like I said though... the club was filled younger fellows in the club. And I don't find anything you have to say to be mean/rude/etc. I'm open ears to your wisdom! (And other experienced dancers!) So - hehe - keep them coming! xo

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    A lot of the things you think of as funny now will most likely grow old real fast and become annoying... especially guys trying to finger you or make mouth contact.

    Everyone's comfort level with these things is different- some laugh it off, other's take it as an offense to their person and disrepectful. What should be common though is it's not allowed in either case.

    As long as you understand that this kind of behavior is inappropriate, I think your attitude is very healthy and will likely lead to a more happy career in this business. Most veteran dancers take years to evolve such a positive attitude about it, while spending the years prior feeling violated or disrespected. You seem to want to just bypass that whole step and focus on being successful. Kudos to you!

    So what's key is- you understand it's inappopriate, you don't allow it to happen, make this clear to the customers, and have no qualms on walking out or reporting repeat offenders for escort out of the club. If you can do all of the above, and still laugh it off afterwards, I think you're doing great!
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    Nekko I think its fair to state that most young guys who come into strip clubs dont have any real money to spend and are most likely looking to get laid or at least get a date. To them spending $50 is a big night. There are exceptions of course. I think its also fair to say that most older guys (30's and older) are more established in life and have a larger disposable income and dont mind spending it on entertainment. Again, there are exceptions but its a good rule of thumb. You need to decide if youre there to work and make money or want to spend your time flirting with the boys. Sure, its probably more fun to hang out with your peer group but if youre sitting there after an hour and have made maybe $40 its time to rethink the situation. There are a couple of dancers at my club who always hone in on the yo yo wassup baggy pants, backwards ballcap wearing young dudes. As I observe them they seem to be having such a good time but from what I hear they are the ones always bitching about not making any money. The wiser dancers, regardless of their ages, quickly learn to seek out the money and save the playtime for regular non working hours.

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    He tried to lick your butt?! I almost chocked on my sandwich when I read that!! LOL

    Just cause a guy is young doesn't mean he doesn't have money. Don't judge a book by its cover! Its our job to get the money out of them. They have some but they just don't think they need to pay for our service. Stupid young boys!!

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    I really am shocked when I starting reading posts about guys trying to grope, lick, poke, and whatnot. Maybe I am just cut from a different cloth, but I never ever even considered trying to touch or lick a dancer even when I thought she wanted me too ( shirt over my head and stuff) Just not something I ever thought would be cool. Maybe it is just a respect thing. It takes a lot of guts to get up there and dance, I think if more guys realized that they wouldn't try that shit.
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    Yeah, I really had a guy try & lick my butt. He was like 42...and another guy around that age was the one who tried to finger my butthole...on both instances I told everyone - manager, other dancers, & the bouncer of their behavoir. One guy just finished his beer & left. The other just kinda left after being scolded. And about the one I thought was cute-who also happened to be young... i wasn't just picking the "cute/young boys" to sit around... again, I repeat myself & state : at the time, it was only younger guys in the club. Not to mention while I was on stage... I was getting eyed over a g'bit from his table. I was only flirting for my hustle... it wasn't like "oooh, I'd really like to be with you". Just hustling. So what if I thought the guy was cute, so what if he happend to be young, and so what if I had fun hustling him.

    Honestly, if I wasn't able to have fun or laugh off stuff - should I really be working as a stripper!? No, I think not.

    Anywho - I hope none of this comes off with an attitude - cos I'm not meaning it cranky or mean or anything along those lines... Just stating all this, lol, I'm really exhausted at the moment, so I hope what I'm trying to say & everything makes some sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NekkoStarz link=board=27;threadid=7927;start=msg91488#msg9148 8 date=1080987971
    ... I had this really cute boy 21 (haha he's older than me, I'm 18 - fyi)... and he came in bought a few drinks for me, 2 lapdances, and I hung out with him for a bit chatting (he was with 2 older friends)... and while I was giving him a LD he was very nice & complimentary... but then he asked me to go hot tubbing at his house with him & kept pushing that for the time he was there... I think he's going to stop in tomorrow night. Which I can't wait... he's really cute... and generous with his money... I'm not saying I'm going to hang out with him outside the club...cos I won't... but it was just funny.
    at least you got something out of his wize ass, next time he might be cheaper though, guys can get like that, for some reason guys around that age think they only have to impress girls once and then they can do as they please. lets just hope he comes in on a slow night and buys tons of dances and drinks....

    Quote Originally Posted by NekkoStarz link=board=27;threadid=7927;start=msg91488#msg9148 8 date=1080987971
    My other funny customer... was some guy trying to "recruit" me for working for him doing private hotel rooms... I kinda laughed in his face a lil bit. Just the information the guy was saying was shady. And when he asked for a pen - I walked up to my manager & asked for one (just to amuse the guy) & brought it back to him... then the guy freaked out.
    hmmmm.... pimp... thats what came into my head. shady info, freaked out about the manager, recruiting for "private hotel rooms"... yeah pimp.

    Quote Originally Posted by NekkoStarz link=board=27;threadid=7927;start=msg91488#msg9148 8 date=1080987971
    Ah, funny boys. Oh - haha - I also was told my boobs are too small. Yet the guy turned around and bought a lapdance from me, two I actually think. Funny, let's insult the chick's body & then buy dances.
    some guys also get off on that, its a humiliation fetish. he might not be majorly into it and thats why it didnt continue. or he could have been looking for a reason not to spend all his money but just couldnt resist you. who knows guys are weird like that....

    Quote Originally Posted by NekkoStarz link=board=27;threadid=7927;start=msg91488#msg9148 8 date=1080987971
    Oooooh, also tonight I had some guy try to finger my butthole...EW... I screamed "NO" so loud the dancer on stage heard me from the private area...
    I am glad you screamed "NO" some girls just seem to take crap like that these days....

    Quote Originally Posted by NekkoStarz link=board=27;threadid=7927;start=msg91488#msg9148 8 date=1080987971
    and then a different guy tried to suck my butt when I bent over...
    i knew a girl who got bitten on her butt in a situation just like that. the guy didnt speak english too well and he may not have understood the diffrence, or he may have just been an asshole. but she walked out of the dance and had another dancer tell the manager/bouncer who came over to the guy and started yelling "did you bite her? did you bite her!!?" and then kicked him out, the expression on the guys face was hillarious. but as for her, she had bruise on her butt!

    it actually is kinda good that you can take all this bs so lightheartedly because you will get a lot of it. thats a reason i dont really like dancing anymore, (warning, rant coming on..) guys think thier stuipd dollar is soooo precious that I will do anything for it, whatever, no you can not lick my nipple for a dollar, no I will not take a dollar out of your unzipped pants you moron, no my stage show is not for you and only you because you happen to have a spare one. then you got the idiots who cant even afford a measly dollar, no blowing air on my pussy dosnt feel good, no i will not give you a 'sample' dance, then the obvious no dates no fucks no kissing no feeling me up (especilly for free!). idiots. i cant handle them anymore, I remember days when guys gathered around the stage with dollars just ready to give up, not holding them for ranson to hope for a better show; days when guys who didnt have time for a dance still payed you for it on thier way out the door; days when $20 tips were not rareitys; days when guys understood the diffrence between dancer and prositute.....

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    Ya know I agree with Ami.. and I'm not even a dancer! I am starting to get fed up with the customers coming into my club lately. I can't even seem to get away from the mouthy lil bums in the solace of my dj coffin. I miss the days when guys came to spend cash and kept their traps shut.

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