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    Default Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I know we come in all shapes and flavors, but there's always a few girls at a club who do something that goes totally against "stripper"-type. For instance: having purple hair, being a body builder, being very tall or very short, having one arm, etc. (I'm serious, I actually know a one-armed stripper! :o)

    I am the "scary" girl at my club. I'm over six feet tall in my heels, have very (very) short, spiky hair and a pierced lip. However, I'm in the upper-percentile of earners at the club. I'm proud of the fact that I can still bank even though I look spooky.

    Is anyone else the weird stripper who makes some men cower and makes others bow in reverence?
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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    people tell me all the time that I look too inncocent to dance, not innocent in a sexy schoolgirl way, but innocent in a why are you here and not teaching kindergarden way.....

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    well I'm not an unconventional looking stripper but I gotta say that you knowing a one armed stripper beats the girl I worked with that had one leg way shorter than the other.


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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I also get the too innocent thing.
    " Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan

    " If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years
    Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    It seems that at most clubs there are few "types" (bodybuilder, Amazon, uber-tattooed hottie, etc) but just like I've seen conventional hotties not always bank, it looks like success if you look unusual also has to do with your hustling skills.

    I hear the "innocent" thing a lot too, but it can be used to our advantage, of course.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    Quote Originally Posted by Asphyxia link=board=27;threadid=8075;start=msg93721#msg9372 1 date=1081393807
    Ihaving one arm, etc. (I'm serious, I actually know a one-armed stripper! :o)

    wow! Thats brave. Does she make good money? I can't imagine her doing pole work. :o

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    being unusual looking can be a blessing or a curse, totally dependent on how 'accepting' the club's customer base is to the unusual.

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I've also get the innocent comment A LOT! One guy said to me "You should be home baking apple pies, not dancing"

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    lol im also over 6 foot in heels. ha , i dont think it really matters tho, some guys feel a it insecure about it, but i dont think its that bad.

    we got this one chikc who has hair like ( this is weird to describe) almost shoulder length on one side, and boys short on the other.hehe she makes heaps, cos she looks real butch too. i dunno. must have good conversational skills.

    and this other chick who has abodybuilders body, but she aint a body builder, shes got this weird body thing one in like 100million people have or somthing. makes her have heaps of muscles and no fat. looks kinda cute....

    i used to know a chick who had blue hair ( her stage name was ...lol blue) and tats EVERYWHERE i mean everywhere....arms, legs. back. stomach ha she was cool tho, had HEAPS of piercings too....lol

    what is a normal stripper tho??

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    when I first started dancing it seemed like everyone I worked with had a gimmick.... there was one girl with real fingernails that were sevral inches long, another had hair to the floor (real). then there was one named margarita, she was latin, and always wore latin inspired clothes and danced to latin music. another one, raven (whom I had known since I was 17), had chin length black hair with blue streaks, and always wore darker outfits, domme style....

    I think it was better then............

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    Even though I have several tattoos and piercings, I think I would fall more into that "too innocent" category. Mostly because I'm quiet and polite and nice to just about everyone. I also look much younger than 22. I'm hoping to kinda play off the whole 'sweet girl with a dark side' thing when I dance. If nothing else, it will at least be unique. (I hope!)

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I get the "too innocent to be here" comment from guys all the time too. What exactly makes a girl look innocent? Is it having no tattoos or piercings? I have my ears and belly button pierced, but that's it. I think I have an innocent-looking face too. Even when I'm wearing a lot of makeup, I get the "innocent" comments.






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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    Audioslave2, thanks for that wonderful post... it had me smiling the whole time.


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    audioslave2, im gonna print out that post you just made, and try read it at least pnce a week for aspiration. im sure im not the only one on here, who has self doubs about my money making skills, your post def helps me!!

    keep it up !
    thanks heaps

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    nice to have dj's like you in the business!!!!

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I'm a barbie-doll blonde, so by appearance, not unconventional what-so-ever.

    There are 2 deaf girls who work the day shift at my club and that is pretty unusual!

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    I really blossomed at my new club when I realized that I didn't have to wear such a false contrived skin when I danced. I use characters that I'm comfortable with at work, that I relate to: Swanky Dominatrix, Artsy Socialite, Goddess.

    I never get "You look so innocent" because I don't. I know I try to project a heady sexual vibe that eminates from me onto them. It works!

    So I can put my curly hair up into a loose twist, leave some tendrils down and wear a toga if I want to and it works. Put on some purple lipstick on and it's just as well. I'm not sure that I'm a top earner because I don't pay enough attention to other girls, but I am not complaining.

    I like audioslave's posts too. I can relate to them and I am comfortable being the consumnate oddball.
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    Read Tom Robbins "Dance of the Seven Veils".
    The Robbins book is actually called "Skinny Legs and All" unless he wrote another book about the dance of the 7 Veils

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    Wow Audioslve your post literally gave me GOOSEBUMPS.You sound like a awesome person.Welcome to stripperwerb.
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    Well, I'm short- WICKED short hair, dye it funky colors. I look kinda like an elf i've been told LOL. I'm auditioning at a club next week- hope they're looking for an elf!

    I don't know if there is a "stripper type", we're all very unique- I think as long as you have confidence, it's all good.

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    I don't think I fit the "norm"... I have hoops in my lip, right nostril, nipples, & barbells in my tongue & navel. Not to mention I'm tattooed up. I'm also around 6'5" in my shoes... the fun thing is I can make myelf look young & innocent though. Prolly cos I am young though - just 18. I also have some catches, like I always wear thigh highs... and I just leave my hair sloppy, lol... like the "just fucked" look.

    But then again, if you think about it... nobody's truly unique... cos their's always someone else out there doing it/acting it/looking it. But there are always those darn stereotypes.

    And Audioslave...love your posts!!!

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    thanks audioslave2....lol another to copy and paste into microsoft word for printing....

    i showed my bf your post, he thought it was great to!!!

    they really are words of aspiration,i know they make me FEEL like working when i read them.

    ill try the hands things, as soon as im back at work.



    there is also a girl at my work who is almost 40, she uses siniller tactics, moves slowly,does alot of hand movement, and does the stare,on stage she acts like such a godess, and i spose if you act like one, your gonna get treated like one, she gets dances quicker then most of the "young hot chicks" so when you mention this almosst 50yr old, i imagine our dancer...only older and MUCH more wiser.

    thanks

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    I'm latina, but I look like a "white" girl. My mom is German-Irish. My dad is Venezuelan. I have caramel blond hair(middle of lower back) and blue eyes. Natural strawberry blond. 5 ft. even and wiegh about 108 now. It goes up when I don't drink enough water.
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    i use my hands at work a little..
    i never really thought anything of it?

    this woman you are describing sounds very beautiful. Im sure she would be happy to know you admire her.

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    Default Re:Are you an "unconventional"-looking stripper?

    I have tattoos and I still get told everyday that I look so innocent. I think it's because I have a really young looking face.

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