A College professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
He gave all of the children Lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
As the children tasted each one, they said:
"Red..................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon",
"Green...............lime",
"Orange...............orange"
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After sucking on them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"
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