First it was completely dead in my club. Like pin drop dead. If I hadn't managed to nab the only customer that had money all night I wouldn't have made anything (as it was, I did pretty good). So, I'm back in a room with this customer and I hear the DJ saying for the waitress to bring orange juice right NOW. It sounded different then his normal banter with the waitresses, but I didn't think anything of it.
Five minutes later I'm out of the room and in the dressing room and someone comes back and says that a female customer started having seizures in the DJ booth. One of the customers is an EMT, and there's an ambulance on the way. By the time I make it out there (I'm slow) they're strapping her on this stretcher thing.
Now, the EMT's that came are a pretty thick strong-looking woman and a scrawny little guy. The woman takes the head end of the stretcher and the little guy takes the feet. He's dragging along behind just barely keeping his end of the stretcher off the ground. They make it halfway across the club, and when they get to the exact center, between the two stages so no one can get around them, she starts seizing again. They put her down as she falls off the stretcher (woops) and it just went downhill from there. I had my customer move the chairs from around her, and the EMT's decided to try to restrain her.
I'm not an EMT, but I've worked with epileptic kids, and I know you don't restrain them. You try to pad their heads. So we have like forty minutes of these EMT's trying to restrain her while she's having pretty big seizures. Finally the owner called 911 again and they sent some firemen to help the EMT's get her tied down and carry her out.
As the door closes behind them, the DJ says....
...wait for it...
"Damn I hate when these girls break a nail"
Fortunately the owner is awesome and he did free drinks and two for one lapdances for fifteen minutes and the place came back to life (well, as much back to life as it could with five customers).
Has anyone else seen something like this happen? Any customers have seizures or heart attacks or anything during a lap dance? I'm so afraid that someone's going to have a seizure while I'm dancing for them now...
Lena




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