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    Default The Connecticut Barbie Dolls

    I hope any one who knows anything about Ct finds this as funny as I did.

    Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Connecticut market

    Darien,CT Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at Neiman's. She comes
    with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV a long-haired dog named Honey, and a 3500 SF house
    with or without tummytuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version

    Harwinton, CT Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with
    Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has
    no full time occupation or secondary education Traffic-jamming cell phone
    included, headset sold separately

    Bridgeport, CT Barbie - This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie
    comes with a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth-lab kit. This model
    is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably
    small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you
    are talking about

    West Hartford, CT Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW
    convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card,
    and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken
    and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them

    Bristol Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans
    two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and TweetyBird tattoo on her shoulder.
    She has a six-pack of Coors Lightand a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can
    spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk.
    Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
    sticker absolutely free

    Glastonbury Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
    leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining
    friends at the McMansion. Percocet prescription available

    Beacon Falls Barbie - This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair
    of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she
    chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Bristol Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
    low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and see-through halter top.
    Also available with a double wide mobile home

    Woodbury Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight
    brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with
    white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or
    need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Northampton Barbies and the
    optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free

    Waterbury Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a lowered 1984
    Toyota celica with expired temporary plates and four baby Barbies in the backseat
    (no car seats). The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket lunch pail
    and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not
    available for New Haven Barbie or Ken. A
    camera/cellphone with the Mayor's office on speed-dial is sold seperately

    New Haven Barbie - This Italian Princess Barbie comes with over-teased black
    hair, 12 gold chains, 7 gold bracelets, 8 rings and 1 ankle bracelet.
    Included are a permanently attached cell phone and a black Iroc with
    ILUVTONY license plates. The accompanying Ken doll has been replaced with a
    black haired Tony doll with a wifebeater, gold chain, hairy chest and gel/hairdryer kit.


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    Default Re:The Connecticut Barbie Dolls

    LMFAO.. I love it. But, what? No New London Barbie?? What up with that, homie? hehe

    :shocked:

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    Default Re:The Connecticut Barbie Dolls

    OMG! :o

    too funny !

    I give Blade a karma point for that one !

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    Default Re:The Connecticut Barbie Dolls

    Good god Blade! That is so true....eheh.

    Especially the West Hartford Barbie...I grew up next to those yuppies....ggrrr...they don't like goth girls ???

    thanks for posting this

    Rhiannon, tell us what New London barbie would be like...

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    Hah ha ha, I just worked at Stagedoor Johnny's in New Haven, CT. I'm the Italian Princess' Chola cousin from California!
    Would the New London Barbie be hot for sexy looking Coast Guard officers?

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    Default Re:The Connecticut Barbie Dolls

    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=8278;start=msg97188#msg97188 date=1082003307

    Would the New London Barbie be hot for sexy looking Coast Guard officers?
    LMFAO.. You nailed it there, girl. As a matter of fact, I lived on Bayonet Street, and the Coast Guard office or barracks or something was right at the end of the street.. Can't remember what it exactly was, we moved to RI when I was 5, but I remember something Coast Guard being there. LOL

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