View Poll Results: who would you least want to give a dance to

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  • young guys

    23 6.20%
  • girls with guys

    16 4.31%
  • women

    10 2.70%
  • gangsta's

    39 10.51%
  • smelly men

    201 54.18%
  • fat men

    32 8.63%
  • bad breathed men

    30 8.09%
  • hot guys

    20 5.39%
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    I'll happily dance for the fat, ugly, and grammatically challenged--as long as they pay me. Stinky breath or BO I can tolerate as long as it does not rub off on me.

    Boner in the sweat pants guy, fishy cooch lady, and all the guys with octopus hands are the ones I don't want to dance for.

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    I agree about hot men.Even in my personal life .Although I think all my boyfriends were sexy in there own way, but everyone else thinks some were ugly.Not al htough Ive dated some super hot guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie Rose link=board=9;threadid=8356;start=msg99141#msg99141 date=1082461916
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    It is not that I'm uncomfortable with contact from women, just those who are excessive and threatening my job (e.g., trying to pull my bottoms off) and 9 times out of 10 when I tell them they can't do that they say something uncalled for and mean.

    Granted I know not all are like this, but I run into the ones who are more often than not. Perhaps it's just where I work.
    One of my friends only complaints from giving lap dances is women, she never has any problems with men, or at least nothing worth mentioning. She says they are always trying to fist her right there in the VIP room.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=9;threadid=8356;start=msg99730#msg99730 date=1082575074
    I think there is a very exclusive, very hard to find men's cologne called 300 Year Old Dead Wolf Ass. LMAO
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    I picked young guys (or new to the strip club scene) as they don't know what the game is all about yet.

    I get tired of getting asked out by the young guys, or asked for my phone number etc.

    At least seasoned strip club customers know that if a girl is interested she will make it known. I don't give the guys anything besides a good dance and a friendly attitude. I have gotten irritated and even said to a young guy once that I'm only here for the money, and although I do think he is nice, if he stops paying I'm gone.

    Is that mean? Maybe, but sometimes the truth hurts. How long would you expect any other professional to keep working for you if you quit paying?

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    Ah, maybe new guys "wait, that $20 was for one song!?!?" me: "uh, yeah" him: "that's a total ripoff!" thanks sweetheart.
    Also: Whiney guys - they WHINE when you won't go out on a date with them, or kiss them or anything. Try to talk you out of them.
    Me: No, I don't go home with customers.
    Him: why not?
    Me: I could get fired.
    Him: nobody would know! I'll give you... *secretive lowering of voice* $80. [Yes, that was the figure quoted]
    Me: hahaha, no thanks.
    Him: What's wrong with me? Aren't I an attractive guy?
    Me: Sure, but I'm not going home with you.
    Him: So you're saying I'm not that attractive?

    No! You're not! Whining makes you the least attractive person on the planet!
    I seriously don't have a problem with guys that ask about extras, had one guy: "if you want to anything more special, I'll pay up" me: "no." him: "okay." it's the whining that gets to me. or the coy "maybe she won't notice if I put my hand here for the 800th time, even though she has slapped it away before."

    and omigod, I love busy nights, where people are buying, and I don't feel like I have to deal with the fuckers to make any money - like you can't tell Mr.Grabby off because he's the only one buying laps that night. Those are the only nights I've gone home really depressed.
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    What about the old, smelly, grabby ones?

    LOL, I had an elderly guy once, that I gave a dance too... it was so awful! I ended up busting out in laughter during the dance... Cos here's the lil story... before we went to the dance room... he put something on his table by his drink (I couldn't see what from where I was standing)... and it turned out to be his dentures!!! And he just kept licking his lips... EEEHHH!!! Ho hum, I was amused.

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    Hot men. I get intimidated. Big time.


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    I have danced for a couple of guys with really bad B.O.. It was horrible. I just had to remember to breath through my mouth. Guys who are super grabby (especially the nipple pinchers) and guys who bring their G.F. or wifey with them also annoy me.
    Of course I'll pretend to be ok with the dumb guys who bring in their GF or wife; but I really don't like it.
    I love dancing for good looking guys. They are usually really nice and very secure with themselves, so I know that they probably won't try to play any b.s. mind games.
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    today I had to just sit it out. By the end of the day I'd turned down more dances thatn I'd accepted--which isn't the way this job is supposed to work is it?

    Today I ignored:

    1) Mr. Sharp Dresser Good Tipper Stinky Cigar.
    this guy appears to be a really great guy. However I'll never know cause that big stick of $hit hangin' from his mouth is toooo much of a turnoff. Today he asks why I never come to sit with him and I tell him I'd love to, but the cigar smoke gives me an instant sinus infection..He then proceeds to grab my boob and ask me to please come back over....Normally this warrants a smack in the face, but I couldn't process it quickly enough! I'm still not sure it really happened I mean who grabs a girls boob while asking her to come back to your table?

    2) Old pervert #1 He's just gross! Lotsa girls give him full lapdances (it's illegal here and we are fully nude) and he actually moves his frail little body along with them! He's always leering at me, but I'll be damned if I'll ever give him any dances.

    3) Even older pervert #2--same as #1 just older and more perverted, and therefore even more gross. Oh, did Imention that they both like to touch the dancers during the dances? I'm still having nightmares about 90 year old white men with blue veins and liver spotted arthritic hands massaging my breasts !!! HELP!!!! He has about as much of a chance seeing me naked up close as Bush has of getting my vote in 2004!

    4) Mr. Let's See If She Really Wants Me To Dominate HER! After agreeing to a dance, watching, smiling during and commenting on 7 minutes worth of Naked Nina he says "no I didn't want any dances"......Then has the nerve to ask me if we are still "o.k." Baby it's over for you and me! Hope bou will find yourself another "fave" cause you won't be getting these goods again............

    5) take those 4 jerks and add them to the other 3 or 4 jack-offs who spend the day giving me puppy dog eyes, waving $$ in my direction, sending drinks over and have a casting party for the production of "Losers Who Jack Their Own Dicks "Cause No One Wants to be Bothered With Them".

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    "300 year old Wolf Ass" cologne! Bridgette. Oh, how exclusive it must be.....

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    I hate bad breathed guys, though smelly guys are a very close second. Those are the guys that always want to be the closest! Ewww with a capitol EWWW! Do men just not understand basic hygeine? We put on stink pretty stuff; so can they! And a breath mint is advised! Highly!

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    hmmm..whats wrong with a guy that brings his gf along?

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    Oh god the smelly ones are the hardest ones to fake it for. YUCK!!!! I also hate the grabby.... licking..... trying to suck on your nipples type.

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    smelly men are the absolute worst. its like deodorant isnt even enough. these jokers should really take a damn bath.

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    I hate dancing for guys who try to push you to do extra stuff. I danced for a guy the other day who kept trying to get me to show my kitty. I work at a no contact, no nude table dancing club. If I wanted to show everything, I'd work at a full-nude club. He told me that if I did extra stuff, he'd buy more dances. Needless to say, I only did one dance for this creep. I mean, why in hell's name would I show him anything for $10 bucks? Sorry for the rant! Anyway, smelly guys are the WORST! PUKE!

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    I'm just going to fore-warn everyone. My list might get a little longer than I am expecting.

    young guys - only those who think a strip club is like a normal nightclub hence try to date you and/or are there for the free perve and/or "I can get laid for free.. why would I pay you?"

    On the other hand, I love popping the cherries of those young guys who have not had a lap dance (lap dance virgins). They are usually reserved and quite pleasant to dance with.. I've had good experiences with them.

    women - the ones that don't wear any under-garments (panties or bra) and/or are too frisky (who think because they're the same gender as me they can get away with more)

    smelly men - hell yeah! This is my top one as I usually dance fully nude .. and BO does transfer onto me. If the club doesn't have a shower "out back".. I'm stuffed! I don't mean bad BO smelly... I mean any type of bad smell that turns me really off. Yup.. you cigar smokers are included !

    fat men - only those who are so fat that it makes it hard for me to get close to you due to your huge belly without breaking the rules. Otherwise I like these types of men - I do target them because I'm a petite girl. They seem to like that..

    bad breathed men - this can be fixed with a mint in a subtle way (you have one and offer him one) however this is not always viable. I don't totally avoid them but they won't be getting an intimate dance from me !

    hot guys - only those with the wrong type of attitude and/or who treat dancers "beneath" them and/or who are like the young guys and want to date you (they think because they're hot that you will melt and give them your number.. I'm working not dating!).


    Other customers not mentioned in the poll:
    - Those who do not understand the word NO
    - Those who purpose-ly break the rules and then play innocent or dumb
    - Those who do not know how to handle women especially our breasts (the reason why I prefer low contact these days)
    - Those who, when I'm straddling, want to hump me (I dislike humpers)

    Ultimately, I chose smelly men. They are the worst for me.

    I don't really mind those guys who ask for extras as I have sure-fire little lines to say to them... depending if I feel I should be nice or sacastic to them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=9;threadid=8356;start=msg98977#msg98977 date=1082424202
    I also chose stinky men.

    Last week, I was giving a dance to a really large guy (doesnt bother me) BUT he had sweats and he smelled to putrid, that I started to gag. (He didnt see this as I was turned around)
    After 4 dances, I gave up... I said I had to go on stage. I never experienced anything like that!

    What do you think that they are thinking going out like that? I mean, is there really NO one (family, friend etc.) that is like "yo, dude, you stink!!" hehe
    It's amazing what poeple's perceptions of themselves can be!! (the following is kinda off subject but oh well) It's like that show, i don't know how many of you have seen it but it's called.. umm, WB Superstar. It's a knock off of American Idol. All these HORRIBLE singers compete for the title of the worst singer in the USA. Of course, they don't know that. They think that they are great singers. (i.e. it's a hoax) :o Didn't anyone, EVER tell them that they were adbominable?!?! lol Sorry, the show irritates me, i was venting. But it is kinda the same thing. lol

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    Gangsta's scare me. What can I say? I'm easily intimidated.



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    I personally love to dance for hot men. Gansters seem to be my biggest adoring public for some reason. Women are fun to dance for but usually if they are with their man, the man always tends to think that something nasty is going to happen. But the ones that gross me out are the super obese smell old pervert men who think extras are the usual.

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    Last girl I danced for tried to pull my g-string off and lick my *ss. I had to cut it short.

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    Dat funny NikkiD! We have this one creep who wears these silky type running shorts and a button down shirt into the bar. He likes to open up his shirt on lapdances. His nasty pee-pee is right below that thin material. I try and stay as far away from it as I can. I vote for nasty breath however, because I do not drink, nasty alcohol breath is the worst!
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    I tried voting for a few, but i was only allowed one vote.
    I picked smelly, but bad breath runs a very close second.


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    i agree with Nikki ........................lol

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    Its nice to see no one has a problem dancing for tall long haired white guys who wear Chuck Taylors

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