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    Hehe.. I got this in my email a few minutes ago, and it's taken me this long to stop laughing. Enjoy! LOL

    Nervous Taxi Driver

    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
    him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
    hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
    plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
    shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

    The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't
    realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
    first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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    Another...


    A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.

    Cop says, "License and registration, please."

    Guy says, "What for?"

    Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

    Guy says, "What's the difference?"

    Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.

    License and registration, PLEASE!"

    Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop,I'll give you my license and registration."

    Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the shit out of the guy and says,

    "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"




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    Default Re:Had To Share This.. LOL

    LOL Those were good Rhiannon, thanks for the laughs!






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    Default Re:Had To Share This.. LOL

    Hehe...thanks Rhiannon

    I especially love the one about the hearse driver.....lol

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    Hahahahaha! Those were absolutely uplifting, Rhiannon, it really brightened a pretty glum day! Thank you!


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    LOL

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    thanks, the hearse driver was the best!
    Wellspring of energy
    Rises in the body's core
    Tap it and be sustained.
    Channel, and it will speak.

    from 365 Tao



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    LOL.. Those were great! Thank you for sharing.. I liked the hearse driver one the best!


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