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    LOL! Lexi, that's too much! But the li'l critter has a point!

    I loved the bit at the end when he sang "I want my waffle sundae, Give me my carbs!" LOL
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    LOL Lexi, that was funny as hell!

    You have willpower, Lexi. I tried to follow the Atkins Diet for a week and I gave up.






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    LOL! Fuck them all! You fat bastards!

    I've always thought the whole atkins thing was a total crock too. It's cool to eat all that meat but no bread? WTF??? The stupidest thing I saw all week was an ad by one of the fast food chains promoting their new atkins-friendly burgers: burgers with no buns. Go ahead and clog your arteries with all the greasy hamburger you want, just don't eat the bread! Puh-leeeeaaassee!

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    Actually, I faithfully followed this diet for a little while. It actually did work, but it changed my metabolism somehow and in the process caused me tons of kidney and bladder problems.

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    Yeah, I saw that the other day. Foamy rocks!!

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    LOL


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    I agree with the sentiment but didn't think it was funny -- I think bad stand-up comedy attached to a cartoon is still bad stand-up: All premise, no punchline.

    I think Bloom County summed it up best 15 years ago : eat less, excercise more.

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    GIVE ME MY CARBS!!!! Eat all the hamburger you want but not the apple, cause, the APPLE HAS CARBS!!! F*CK that, just be yourself!

    Lexi... where on earth do you find these things?????



    We were just talking about the adkins diet in our dressing room the other day and how its too restrictive and how one of the girls is having chronic kidney infections as a result...


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    Ha! too much Lexi...Even though i like being a twig sometimes i wish i was a "fat Bastard"..They always seem to get the most attention at the club...

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