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    Default Stripper Myth

    All strippers are drug addicted prostitutes with low IQ's and not to mention completely arrogant bitches!

    What's your favorite stripper myth?


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    That we're easy and will go home with them. LOL. Not in their wildest dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100026#msg1000 26 date=1082624094
    All strippers are drug addicted prostitutes with low IQ's and not to mention completely arrogant bitches!
    haha so funny you mention this. One of my good friends who is NOT a stripper was getting her nails done yesterday and she called me saying how there were a couple girls in there snidely talking about my club saying how we were all alchoholics and drug addicts all the while they're drinking beer. DOH! :o


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    1. That I have a bunch of kids by different fathers.

    2. I have a loser abusive junkie man that I have to support or he beats me

    3. That I will give them my phone number

    4. That I want to go home with him or "meat" him outside the club

    5. That a blind attempt to stab my in the private parts "feels good" About as good as getting kicked in the balls!

    6. That I took this job because I am illiterate, have no marketable skills, and am desperate.

    7. That waving $200 and a tiny dick in front of me in VIP is going to change my mind


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    The drug part, definitely. My best refusal of drugs: I was dancing for a hot naval officer, and some guy asked me if I wanted some "ice" (methamphetamine.) I looked over, said, "no thanks," and promptly got back to seducing my stud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100035#msg1000 35 date=1082625278
    1. That I have a bunch of kids by different fathers.

    2. I have a loser abusive junkie man that I have to support or he beats me

    3. That I will give them my phone number

    4. That I want to go home with him or "meat" him outside the club

    5. That a blind attempt to stab my in the private parts "feels good" About as good as getting kicked in the balls!

    6. That I took this job because I am illiterate, have no marketable skills, and am desperate.

    7. That waving $200 and a tiny dick in front of me in VIP is going to change my mind

    Kat you are 2 much girl.

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    That I failed miserably in all other attempts of financial stability... or that I just love getting butt nekkid

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    or that I just love getting butt nekkid
    Does that have to be a myth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    We come from broken homes. We're to dumb to have "real jobs". We 're all sluts and bitches. Oh, and we need to smile more. Wha? I'll smile if your cash is flowing into my hand. I love to dance and be nekked. Why not make money doing it? Guys just don'get it.
    Smoochies...

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    That we love to talk to losers with no money for free...instead of working the floor and making money.

    That we work there only because we have nothing better to do...that we're not there for the money.

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    Oh MYTH........MYTH......

    may I have the next dance pleethe? LOL


    How about this one: "Why would an educated, intelligent guy like you want to go to a strip club?"
    "Those who dance, are considered crazy by those who can't hear the music."--George Carlin

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    That we are whores who are pimped out by our men.
    That we really want to go home with our customers.
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    none are my favorite... really i dont like misconceptions especilly of that nature..... but the most common i guess would be that i am automaticly a protitute because i take my clothes off for money...

    last night on family guy they went to a strip club, they ended up killing the stripper! but preaty much everything they said about us was wrong, lets see.... that we have no famillys, that we are "dead inside", hmm..... i can get the rest of them later...
    http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet...348/epid-58661

    oh and you cant forget that we want to be thier girlfriend and we are not there to make money we are there to find a boyfriend/get laid.....

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    That we will think it was very polite of them to not "look" while we were dancing for them.

    Yeah... I take my clothes off, but get offended if you break contact from my eyes. Thanks for being such a gent. You suddenly have a much better chance of going home with me.
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    ok... i got it... (i love tivo...)

    from "Mr Griffin goes to Washington" Family guy.
    "Ill tell you whats not funny, killin strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain in the vip room. Besides there's no need to kill 'em. Because most of them are already dead inside... goodnight everyone."

    ok there are some truths, its not funny to kill strippers, strippers are people too, naked people. goodnight.

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    That we are looking for a father figure and we ALL come from broken homes? Go figure?

    That dancers are there cause they are to stupid so have to use there body to get money. That we really don't go to school?

    Let's see, I am not a dancer yet I will be in July however I go to the stirp clubs alot and I hear the way the men talk and i just want to get up and slap the shit out of them...

    Or how abut they try to get a deal for a lap dance its like pay the freaking 10 bucks and enjoy the few mintues of pleasure you jerk off LOL!

    Or cause you wink at them and give them attention you want them and they can take you home?

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    more stripper myths ...

    - that we enjoy guys we've never met before trying to grab our tits and asses

    - that our personality in real life is the same as our club persona

    - that our normal day consists of dancing, then partying, then sleeping, then dancing again

    - that we're all earning $1000+ a night

    - that we're not paying income taxes on any of the money we earn

    - and the #1 answer ... that we're all single, horny, and the reason we dance in clubs is to meet new guys for sexual relationships

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100137#msg1001 37 date=1082652011
    more stripper myths ...

    - that we enjoy guys we've never met before trying to grab our tits and asses

    - that our personality in real life is the same as our club persona

    - that our normal day consists of dancing, then partying, then sleeping, then dancing again

    - that we're all earning $1000+ a night

    - that we're not paying income taxes on any of the money we earn

    - and the #1 answer ... that we're all single, horny, and the reason we dance in clubs is to meet new guys for sexual relationships
    Yeah, you also forgot to add that we have these huge orgies upstairs in the dressing room with the other girls...

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    That we are ALL millionaires and don't deserve the money we make!

    Kat pretty much summed the rest of it up for me though. And that last one is the killer, especially when he gets all indignant after I politely refuse.

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    Most of the people who go around thinking this stuff would faint from shock if they read through this site and saw what we are really like - Some might even end up with the whitecoats from having their house of cards perception of strippers collapse in on them

    LOL!

    There were so many great answers but here are my favorites:

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100035#msg1000 35 date=1082625278
    1. That I have a bunch of kids by different fathers.
    2. I have a loser abusive junkie man that I have to support or he beats me
    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100137#msg1001 37 date=1082652011
    - that we enjoy guys we've never met before trying to grab our tits and asses
    - that our personality in real life is the same as our club persona
    Quote Originally Posted by Shhannon link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100088#msg1000 88 date=1082644286
    We come from broken homes.
    We're to dumb to have "real jobs".

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    That they sometime post on message boards.

    I mean, c'mon, like that would ever happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    oh what about none of us have bank accounts.....

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    Thats because we spend all our money on drugs and we dont have any to put in the bank, lol.
    Features are travelling prostitutes too in case you didnt know
    No matter what they teach you, what you believe is true......

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    the sad thing is there are just a few out there that help keep the myth alive by living it....

    i used to know a girl who "danced" but she really just fucked every one of her customers. she then turned around and spent all the money on clothes and coke. she eventually lost her apartment even though we lived in the same complex and she made more money then i did.... oh and i had a car, she didnt...... and i had a bank account, she didnt, and i wasnt pregnet wondering whose it was..... its really sad. she was nice too...... but thats prolly what keeps the myths alive......

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