All strippers are drug addicted prostitutes with low IQ's and not to mention completely arrogant bitches!
What's your favorite stripper myth?




All strippers are drug addicted prostitutes with low IQ's and not to mention completely arrogant bitches!
What's your favorite stripper myth?





That we're easy and will go home with them. LOL. Not in their wildest dreams.





haha so funny you mention this. One of my good friends who is NOT a stripper was getting her nails done yesterday and she called me saying how there were a couple girls in there snidely talking about my club saying how we were all alchoholics and drug addicts all the while they're drinking beer. DOH! :oOriginally Posted by NikkiD link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100026#msg1000 26 date=1082624094
1. That I have a bunch of kids by different fathers.
2. I have a loser abusive junkie man that I have to support or he beats me
3. That I will give them my phone number
4. That I want to go home with him or "meat" him outside the club
5. That a blind attempt to stab my in the private parts "feels good" About as good as getting kicked in the balls!
6. That I took this job because I am illiterate, have no marketable skills, and am desperate.
7. That waving $200 and a tiny dick in front of me in VIP is going to change my mind
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"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
The drug part, definitely. My best refusal of drugs: I was dancing for a hot naval officer, and some guy asked me if I wanted some "ice" (methamphetamine.) I looked over, said, "no thanks," and promptly got back to seducing my stud!





Kat you are 2 much girl.Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100035#msg1000 35 date=1082625278
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That I failed miserably in all other attempts of financial stability... or that I just love getting butt nekkid
Does that have to be a myth?or that I just love getting butt nekkid![]()
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
We come from broken homes. We're to dumb to have "real jobs". We 're all sluts and bitches. Oh, and we need to smile more. Wha? I'll smile if your cash is flowing into my hand. I love to dance and be nekked. Why not make money doing it? Guys just don'get it.
Smoochies...
That we love to talk to losers with no money for free...instead of working the floor and making money.
That we work there only because we have nothing better to do...that we're not there for the money.
Oh MYTH........MYTH......
may I have the next dance pleethe? LOL
How about this one: "Why would an educated, intelligent guy like you want to go to a strip club?"![]()
"Those who dance, are considered crazy by those who can't hear the music."--George Carlin



That we are whores who are pimped out by our men.
That we really want to go home with our customers.
Opinions are one thing that makes us all individuals.
none are my favorite... really i dont like misconceptions especilly of that nature..... but the most common i guess would be that i am automaticly a protitute because i take my clothes off for money...
last night on family guy they went to a strip club, they ended up killing the stripper! but preaty much everything they said about us was wrong, lets see.... that we have no famillys, that we are "dead inside", hmm..... i can get the rest of them later...
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet...348/epid-58661
oh and you cant forget that we want to be thier girlfriend and we are not there to make money we are there to find a boyfriend/get laid.....
That we will think it was very polite of them to not "look" while we were dancing for them.
Yeah... I take my clothes off, but get offended if you break contact from my eyes. Thanks for being such a gent. You suddenly have a much better chance of going home with me.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.-George Bernard Shaw
ok... i got it... (i love tivo...)
from "Mr Griffin goes to Washington" Family guy.
"Ill tell you whats not funny, killin strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain in the vip room. Besides there's no need to kill 'em. Because most of them are already dead inside... goodnight everyone."
ok there are some truths, its not funny to kill strippers, strippers are people too, naked people. goodnight.



That we are looking for a father figure and we ALL come from broken homes? Go figure?
That dancers are there cause they are to stupid so have to use there body to get money. That we really don't go to school?
Let's see, I am not a dancer yet I will be in July however I go to the stirp clubs alot and I hear the way the men talk and i just want to get up and slap the shit out of them...
Or how abut they try to get a deal for a lap dance its like pay the freaking 10 bucks and enjoy the few mintues of pleasure you jerk off LOL!
Or cause you wink at them and give them attention you want them and they can take you home?
Honey
Love Yourself Like Nobody Else Could Then you will have that everlasting love we all search for!





more stripper myths ...
- that we enjoy guys we've never met before trying to grab our tits and asses
- that our personality in real life is the same as our club persona
- that our normal day consists of dancing, then partying, then sleeping, then dancing again
- that we're all earning $1000+ a night
- that we're not paying income taxes on any of the money we earn
- and the #1 answer ... that we're all single, horny, and the reason we dance in clubs is to meet new guys for sexual relationships
Yeah, you also forgot to add that we have these huge orgies upstairs in the dressing room with the other girls...Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100137#msg1001 37 date=1082652011
Most of the people who go around thinking this stuff would faint from shock if they read through this site and saw what we are really like - Some might even end up with the whitecoats from having their house of cards perception of strippers collapse in on them![]()
LOL!
There were so many great answers but here are my favorites:
Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100035#msg1000 35 date=1082625278
Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100137#msg1001 37 date=1082652011
Originally Posted by Shhannon link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100088#msg1000 88 date=1082644286

That they sometime post on message boards.
I mean, c'mon, like that would ever happen.
oh what about none of us have bank accounts.....
Thats because we spend all our money on drugs and we dont have any to put in the bank, lol.
Features are travelling prostitutes too in case you didnt know![]()
No matter what they teach you, what you believe is true......
the sad thing is there are just a few out there that help keep the myth alive by living it....
i used to know a girl who "danced" but she really just fucked every one of her customers. she then turned around and spent all the money on clothes and coke. she eventually lost her apartment even though we lived in the same complex and she made more money then i did.... oh and i had a car, she didnt...... and i had a bank account, she didnt, and i wasnt pregnet wondering whose it was..... its really sad. she was nice too...... but thats prolly what keeps the myths alive......
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