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    that all strippers are materialistic and shallow. OOOH, I hate it when I am stereo typed... Thank you Hollywood!


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    That all strippers date musicians...oh wait, I do! But he makes his own money (computers), doesn't beat me, and doesn't steal my money to buy crack. Yay...

    That we all grew up in trailer parks.

    I was on Bourbon Street recently (even though I hate it) and saw a few girls eyeing a dancer walking into a club to work. One girl says to her friend "Those girls are soooo, trashy! How can they take their clothes off for money in front of strangers?" Not even ten seconds later, so cretin dangles a 2 cent strand of beads in their face and the titties come out! Gotta love it.

    I guess showing boobs for beads is better than doing it for money to pay rent, feed kids, pay tuition, build a nest egg...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100292#msg1002 92 date=1082674511
    That all strippers date musicians...oh wait, I do! But he makes his own money (computers), doesn't beat me, and doesn't steal my money to buy crack. Yay...

    That we all grew up in trailer parks.

    I was on Bourbon Street recently (even though I hate it) and saw a few girls eyeing a dancer walking into a club to work. One girl says to her friend "Those girls are soooo, trashy! How can they take their clothes off for money in front of strangers?" Not even ten seconds later, so cretin dangles a 2 cent strand of beads in their face and the titties come out! Gotta love it.

    I guess showing boobs for beads is better than doing it for money to pay rent, feed kids, pay tuition, build a nest egg...

    OMG...LOL...I would have screamed hypocrite while laughing my ass off and pointing!! heehee Some people... ???

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    Every stereotype about strippers has pretty much been mentioned. These are the most common misconceptions I've run into:

    -Like Melonie said, that we all make $1000 or more every night. Yeah right, I wish!
    -That we are all addicted to drugs
    -That we are all willing to have sex for money if the price is right
    -We are all high school dropouts and we are too dumb to have a "regular" job
    -That we are all bisexual (there is nothing wrong with this, I'm bi myself, but there are plenty of hetero strippers as well.)
    -That we all have loser boyfriends that beat us up and take all our money
    -That stripping has jaded us and therefore, we all hate men

    I get this comment a lot from customers: "You seem so normal! If I ran into you on the street, I would never guess that you are a stripper."

    The girls that post on Stripperweb are not representative of the average stripper. There really are some dancers who are too dumb, lazy, or drug-addicted to hold a 9-5 job. There are dancers who have loser boyfriends who don't have a job and make their woman support them. However, these are not the girls who post on Stripperweb. Not to sound conceited, but I think that we are smarter and have better personalities than a lot of strippers out there(and hotties from the pictures I've seen on here! ). I've encountered some dancers who I'd be surprised if they could turn a computer on, much less be able to use one! lol






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    this is the opposite of the stripper myth. This is the customer myth
    heard these myself
    1. You're so hot, I wish I could take you home, but it's against the rules
    2. If I was your girlfriend, you wouldn't need to come to a SC
    3. I would talk to you even if you came here without money
    4. I wanna fuck you.
    5. the remix is much shorter than the original song.
    he he he had to throw those out- It cracks me up when I think about getting these lines from a dancer with a straight face

    no offense ladies , I know it's part of the job.

    P>S You DON'T really have orgies upstairs with all the girls? WHAT THE FUCK?
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    My favorite myth is that I'm pimpin my wife because she is a dancer.Now pay da pimp daddy, no more posting or having a social life go make me my money!

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    my husband just put on Chris Rock: Never Scared. this is what he said:

    "stripper myth, what about the myth that they are working there to pay there tuition? i never got a smart lap dance. (makes lap danceing parady move, then says in high pitched voice) Oh baby, i think you need better portfolio options"

    (ok i paraphrased, but its hard to type that fast)

    well you know what! maybe you never ASKED her and INTELLIGENT question! weirdo...... shows who cant talk 'edumacated'......

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    That we all have a price; had this one guy on yahoo, after I told him I was a dancer, no an escort, tell me that they're the same for the right price.
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    what idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100074#msg1000 74 date=1082639695
    or that I just love getting butt nekkid
    Does that have to be a myth?
    well... should I say "that I lust love getting butt nekkid for FREE"

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    Everyone has pretty much mentioned everything, but yesterday my friend asked me " with all the money you make how come you don't buy any new clothes". I told her I save almost all of my money and she gave me a wide eyed "really?"
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    that we were abused by our fathers, or some man.

    While this is true about some of the girls I know, and even some on here, its not right to assume ALL of us have been.
    (Because, of course, if you are abused you are going to become a stripper!!!!) retards

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    That we are homewreckers. All women clutch their men and snarl at us when we enter the room
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100137#msg1001 37 date=1082652011
    - and the #1 answer ... that we're all single, horny, and the reason we dance in clubs is to meet new guys for sexual relationships
    HAHA!
    I don't know that everyone thinks about that as the truth, but I almost said that to a dancer that I had known for years as a joke. And I was going to add that the longer they are in the business, the longer they have been single. But I curbed that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100464#msg1004 64 date=1082714056
    That we are homewreckers. All women clutch their men and snarl at us when we enter the room
    actually, most women like me and have no problem with me being around thier guy.... dont know why that is ..... yeah really i think i only had one girl upset, but she was a 45 year old meth addict, and she didnt even know that i had danced......

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    You guys are great!!
    I just can&#039;t believe that someone here is NOT having orgies in the dressing room!! What a rip off!


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    That we all claim to be students, even though none of us really are. Please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100933#msg1009 33 date=1082825384
    You guys are great!!
    I just can&#039;t believe that someone here is NOT having orgies in the dressing room!! What a rip off!
    Hey I was involved in a drunken &#039;sort of&#039; orgy in the dressing room once. It had been a slow night, we had all gotten drunk and got a lil crazy in the dressing room between getting out of our stripper gear and getting into our street clothes. Manager started to come in to say something, stopped dead in the doorway with his jaw on the floor, turned and ran back out saying to the owner and a bouncer "do you KNOW what those girls are doing in there?!?!?!" LMAO

    We continued the party at a nearby afterhours bar, the whole staff came along, and needless to say the atmosphere at that bar livened up damn fast when we crashed in. heehee

    Of course that was a one-off deal in almost 9 years, but that is what guys always remember when they think of strippers

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    That we have low self-esteem.

    That we are lazy.

    That our only real option after dancing is to marry a rich man.

    That we make "easy" money, so we can never hold onto it.

    That you can guess by looking at a girl in her street clothes that she strips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ami link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100134#msg1001 34 date=1082651601
    ok... i got it... (i love tivo...)

    from "Mr Griffin goes to Washington" Family guy.
    "Ill tell you whats not funny, killin strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain in the vip room. Besides there&#039;s no need to kill &#039;em. Because most of them are already dead inside... goodnight everyone."

    ok there are some truths, its not funny to kill strippers, strippers are people too, naked people. goodnight.
    inspired me to watch this episode now. thanks Ami

    Love it!

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    theres another episode with strippers... cant remember the name, but one gives advice to the son......

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    I too, am inspired to watch it!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ami link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg100273#msg1002 73 date=1082671277
    the sad thing is there are just a few out there that help keep the myth alive by living it....

    i used to know a girl who "danced" but she really just fucked every one of her customers. she then turned around and spent all the money on clothes and coke. she eventually lost her apartment even though we lived in the same complex and she made more money then i did.... oh and i had a car, she didnt...... and i had a bank account, she didnt, and i wasnt pregnet wondering whose it was..... its really sad. she was nice too...... but thats prolly what keeps the myths alive......
    I hate to say it, but its more than just a few strippers who keep that myth alive. That&#039;s ok though, there is something liberating about being on the brinks of social acceptance

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    Quote Originally Posted by ami link=board=1;threadid=8517;start=msg101408#msg1014 08 date=1082941762
    theres another episode with strippers... cant remember the name, but one gives advice to the son......
    It&#039;s the one where Peter teaches Cleveland&#039;s son to play golf, so Chris turns to Quagmire as a father figure. Quagmire takes him to a strip club, and the dancer on stage helps out Chris with some advice.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    why lestat i think you are right! And Quagmire tries to swipe his visa through her butt crack LOL

    Love it!

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