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    Default Modela Prrrrsonals

    http://supermodelpersonals.blogspot.com/

    You guys are gonna get such a kick out of this. Which one do you want?
    The Texas Pin-up Stripteuse!

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    Funny Juliette!

    Definately this is my thoughts leaving boyfriend's house:
    http://photos1.blogger.com/175709/640/mode9519.1.jpg

    I hate that moment on Sunday mornings when you wake up at some guy's house and realize you have to stumble home in the same miniskirt and makeup that looked so sexy the night before, but just looks scary in the cruel light of dawn. And everyone on the subway knows you've got a raging hangover and your underwear is stuffed in your purse. God, let me get married soon, because if I have another one of these mornings, I'm going to slit my wrists.

    This chiq even looks like me:
    http://photos1.blogger.com/16/10-55-ffffff23-640.jpg

    I'm not a nice girl, but everyone thinks I am. I'm looking for someone who wants to go out to dinner, and have sex a couple nights during the week, and maybe hang out a day on the weekend. I do not want to call you every day, or to meet your mom and dad. I like to be left alone, and I don't care if you travel often. I also need you to give me rides places, kill bugs, and lift heavy things, but I'll make it all worth your while. 420 friendly.

    A bit of this one too:
    http://photos1.blogger.com/16/10-2-ffffff24-1024.jpg

    Exotic beauty wants someone who can love me for me- I'm slightly crazy, so I'm down with pretty much anything. Drugs? OK. Your friends want to watch? That's OK too. Please, no more lonely nights sprawled across the piano, singing Fiona Apple covers, and getting drunk alone.


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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Default Re:Modela Prrrrsonals

    Make me WonderBra Woman...with magical panties...


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    Katrine the second one you wrote is so me.My boyfriend travels,I hate to talk to him on the phone everyday or every other day for that matter.Basically I just need him to take me out to dinner,give me rides were I want to go,kill bugs,cut the grass and fuck me every now and then.How perfect is that.He ,he.

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    They keep trying to portray me as some exhibitionist, desperate attention-seeking bimbo. That is so untrue! I'm really very sweet and modest... I just do too much E


    hahahahah totally me last year!!!!!!!!!

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