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    Default Your Southern Sign

    This is too cute. LOL
    I'm "Boiled Peanuts".

    OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.

    CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble
    backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of
    himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
    dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
    Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra

    BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

    MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe not.

    POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's
    difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over.

    CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.

    COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for
    communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of
    life and share their essence with the essence of those
    around them.. Collards make good social workers,
    psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your
    personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of
    heartache.

    CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in
    matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

    GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with
    others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a
    big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
    maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.

    BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

    BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon
    Pies.

    ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is
    another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

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    Default Re:Your Southern Sign

    thats cute.. i am boll weevil... "Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it." well that explains something about my husband...

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    Lmao Imma chitlin!

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    Lol Rhia,
    I am a collards. No wonder I have a strange facination for ham hocks and like to look at thighs.

    It ain't easy being green!!

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    Mmmmm,

    Collards, chitlins and boiled peanuts. Making me hungry.

    You know the old joke about chitlins: How do you cook a chitlin? You boil the shit out of 'em.

    A boll weevil, eh? You should go to Enterprise, AL and see the Boll Weevil Monument, which is I believe the only statue of an insect.

    Okay, I gotta go fry me some okra. My sign? Armadilla!

    -afx

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    Thank Rhia! This is too cute.

    I'm a Catfish (go figure)... but my whiskers have never been a problem, really!
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Butter Bean here, but all this talk of southern food makes me lonely for my grandma! She is from the south and cooks a mean BBQ!~


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    LOL cute Grits here and all I can picture is "My Cousin Vinny"

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    very funny, where did you find this

    i'm okra, never liked, even fried!

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    Default Re:Your Southern Sign

    LOL, that's cute Rhiannon!

    I'm okra and I've never liked okra either. I'm supposed to stay away from Moon Pies, but my best friend is a Moon Pie. Maybe it just means nothing beyond friendship with a Moon Pie, lol.






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    This is too cute. I am crawfish, which is funny b/c i just moved to Louisianna, and I just started to eat them. mmmmmm.
    I'M WHAT WILLIS IS TALKING ABOUT

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    Default Re:Your Southern Sign

    LOL. I'm glad you all like it. I couldn't stop laughing. There's something else I was sent in email that's too funny. I'll have to see if I can dig it out and then I'll post it. I'm in the middle of a PSP (Paint Shop Pro) Tube War, so my mail has been full twice today (yep, 1000 pieces each time LOL).

    It's about the US States though, and their slogans. Not their real slogans though LOL

    I'll find it so you guys can see.




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    Default Re:Your Southern Sign

    ummm catfish lol i guess it kind fits


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    those things listed are FOODS?? wha......

    collards? heh what the hell is a boll weevil? and a chitlin? i havent heard of any of them ( well ok opposum,and armadillo )

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    BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.


    :'(


    pfft im married so neener!

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    figures, im a fucking moonpie. no wonder i sit around all day and nobody wants me.

    WTF!!!!! damn confederates and their crappy signs.

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