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    Default US State Slogans (er.. Not Really) LOL

    Hehe.. Got this in my email also today. I find Nevada's to be offensive, but the others are kind of funny. My state (Rhode Island) has a boring one. LOL.. Enjoy!


    Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Whores and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Educashun State

    Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Yep

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really!

    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!

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    Default Re:US State Slogans (er.. Not Really) LOL

    HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure whether I'm glad or disappointed that the California slogan skipped any mention of "fruits and nuts". But, "my governor can beat up your governor!" He can even travel back in time and do it several times. He's the "Governator."

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=8594;start=msg101160#msg1011 60 date=1082869068
    But, "my governor can beat up your governor!" He can even travel back in time and do it several times. He's the "Governator."
    At a recent charity dinner, my state's governor joked: "It sounds like there's going to be excellent attendence at this year's governors' meeting. Or, as some of us governors are calling it 'The Arnold Autograph Signing Fest'."
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    Default Re:US State Slogans (er.. Not Really) LOL

    So my state's fated to be owned by the Kennedys huh? Actually, for some reason I wouldn't mind that...better that than the Bushs, most definately. These are pretty accurate Rhiannon, and fun to read, thanks

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    OMG!! Washington state really is overrun by nerds and slackers, but I just dont know where I fit in!! Hmmmmm......


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    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

    This should read:
    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Except Even Ted Kennedy Won't Drink Here

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    LOL too funny

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    Default Re:US State Slogans (er.. Not Really) LOL

    California is two states (at the risk of repetition).
    The southern half is still California with motto We are rapidly becoming bi, bi-lingual that is.
    The northern half is being renamed Granola with motto: You already know us--nuts, flakes, fruits. Further we are already bi.
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    I'm originally from Maryland, and the sad thing about it is that this "slogan" is soooo right! And D.C. and the mayor thing? lol :rotflol:
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    Default Re:US State Slogans (er.. Not Really) LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by bloodydewdrop link=board=1;threadid=8594;start=msg101245#msg1012 45 date=1082896397
    So my state's fated to be owned by the Kennedys huh? Actually, for some reason I wouldn't mind that...better that than the Bushs, most definately. These are pretty accurate Rhiannon, and fun to read, thanks
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