some funny ones I saw on t-shirts and keychains
GOD made us sisters Prozac made us friends
When I die I want to be buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass
It's people like you that make people like me go on Prozac
some funny ones I saw on t-shirts and keychains
GOD made us sisters Prozac made us friends
When I die I want to be buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass
It's people like you that make people like me go on Prozac



LOl some real good ones![]()
Rhiannon-omg that skit-LMAO
My favorite bumper sticker:
Keep honking... I'm reloading
While this one is not a bumper sticker or magnet, it should be. I was watching Dr. Phil a few weeks ago. Dr. Phil was counseling a couple that was having marital problems. At one point during the show Dr. Phil turned to the husband and said... "You can be right or you can be happy, choose one."
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. ~Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle
When I signed up for GED classes back in '96 at Glendale Community College, I nearly died of laughter when I went to go pay for the course. In each window, there was a sign saying:
"There will be a $10 fee charged for us having to deal with your bad attitude"
I wonder if they're still there. Funny Stuff.. LOL
A little discretion is nice.


Sign at a bar I was in a while ago;Originally Posted by audioslave2 link=board=1;threadid=8706;start=msg103879#msg1038 79 date=1083430935
"We don't have a town drunk so everyone has to take a turn"
Probably not the best idea for a bumper sticker but I found it funny. Then I took my turn.
Saw some more good ones on tshirthell.com:
Also Available in Sober
Atkins Approved
Eat Me, I'm Kosher
I only support Gay Marriage if both chicks are hot (a lil off color, but very beliveable of most men)
Age is only important when it comes to wine and whiskey!
I have a magnet that says
I want to be Barbie
The BITCH has everything!!
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