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    i was just driving home from class and I just saw a small person (i.e. midget but that probably isn't P.C....) riding a unicycle with a back pack as if he were going to class....

    I just thought this was so odd and had to share. I hope he doesn't complain about any unwanted attention because he is a little guy, or ever say "people treat me like I'm a cricus show" becasue um...you're riding a unicycle down the busiest street in East Lansing?


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    there was a kid at my school that used to ride a unicycle alot. he wasn't a midget though. infact, he was quite the opposite. had to be around 6 foot 3, but no more than 150 pounds. lol.

    im gussing that "your" midget unicyclist is very secure in who he is....afterall, youd have to be to ride a unicycle anywhere, let alone on a busy campus/street. he probably gets a lot of tail.

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    I would rather see that than what I saw a couple of weeks ago.
    I saw this guy (about 50) getting off of a bus dressed like a 2 year old girl, little sun dress, diaper, hair in two little pony tails and sucking on a pacifier. What a sick fuck.
    "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames" Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=8778;start=msg103383#msg1033 83 date=1083347113
    I would rather see that than what I saw a couple of weeks ago.
    I saw this guy (about 50) getting off of a bus dressed like a 2 year old girl, little sun dress, diaper, hair in two little pony tails and sucking on a pacifier. What a sick fuck.
    hey, sometimes i shit myself, alright! besides, i like to have something light and airy on, helps keep me fresh. i dont see what the big deal is.

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    I saw something really sick and freaky - 1,000 people driving 3 ton SUVs to work, all of them driving alone and hauling nothing. At least the midget and the infantile transvestite weren't hurting anyone -- all a matter of perspective. And personally I'm only disappointed that the chubby old cross-dresser wasn't riding the unicycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=8778;start=msg103383#msg1033 83 date=1083347113
    I would rather see that than what I saw a couple of weeks ago.
    I saw this guy (about 50) getting off of a bus dressed like a 2 year old girl, little sun dress, diaper, hair in two little pony tails and sucking on a pacifier. What a sick fuck.
    LOL...Wow...talk about a second childhood!! haahaa

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    Sanderson, your too funny your posts always crack me up. You have an awesome sense of humor.You too lucky few.

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    WeLuckyFew has a better sense of humour than i, simply because his jokes are a lot more educated than mine. i make wise cracks, he makes comical social observations. his takes more skill.

    But thanks!!! LOL, i just can't take a compliment... not used to them, no idea how to respond.

    thanks for your kind words and the new experience.

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    Well I make wise cracks all the time too.Thats probably why I find you so darn funny.

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    how about...why not?

    I'm complaining right now because I get lots of unwanted attention at school. I don't even dress slutty like half the girls on campus. I'm so sick of these lame-o's trying to "spit game" at me. Huh? What? Go Away!


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    I'd say a unicycle is easier to ride for a small person actually
    Just the asthetics of it suit a very small or a very tall person better than being bent way over ( tall person)
    or in the case of the small person- not being able to reach the handles and peddle at the same time.




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    thanks Sand, but I think my desire to see an infantile tranvestite doesn't really display a sense of education, just my desire to peek up his skirt - PURELY because I'm curious. (oh ya, right, like you all wouldn't peek! DON'T JUDGE ME!)

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Your thread has me literally rolling! OMG!!!


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    I once was at a hotel party tripping three hits of white blotter acid... come to find out that there was a midget convention going on at the hotel we were partying at... Needless to say this ended badly.

    I went for a soda (tripping my nutsack off), i was found (I'm told) four hours later muttering something about being 'over the rainbow.' I can just see myself.

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    LMFAO!!

    You guys crack me up!

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    Ok, I have laughed pretty darn loud through out this whole thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weluckyfew link=board=1;threadid=8778;start=msg103393#msg1033 93 date=1083348880
    I saw something really sick and freaky - 1,000 people driving 3 ton SUVs to work, all of them driving alone and hauling nothing. At least the midget and the infantile transvestite weren't hurting anyone -- all a matter of perspective. And personally I'm only disappointed that the chubby old cross-dresser wasn't riding the unicycle.
    when i saw the 'at least' i thought the next thing was they were useing forms of transportation that didnt waste gas. public transport and a bike? vs any SUV? come on.......

    madcap, that is fucking hilarious.......

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    Lexi~ Easy for you to say. :tongue:

    Ami~ I was also tripping peyote at a Hotel once where ther was a barber-shop quartet convention going on. I somehow found my way in there to hear...

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    <<<I went for a soda (tripping my nutsack off>>>

    "Tripping" and "nutsack" should never be used in the same sentence. implies either very short legs or a very droopy package. Also sounds painful.

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    LOL


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    madcap u rock...over the rainbow lol lol lol lol
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    Lucky, within that culture "trippin&#039; my nutsack" is perfectly acceptable to describe one&#039;s level of, uh, trippin&#039;. It can also be described as "trippin&#039; balls" or depending on the drug "rolling my balls off"


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