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    on the body. Sure your knees go bad and your back aches. But today at work, I got a paper cut on my nose!! I was waiting to show something to someone on the phone and my glasses were slipping. You guessed it, I went to push them up with the hand holding the paper and ZIP.

    That hurt and bled a bit. LOL



    Note: in the interest of clarity for anyone with a deficient sense of humor, the above (while true) was sarcasm.

    Love, montytheclutz

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    LOL Monty.. You know, I'd actually prefer injuring my knees a zillion times before I'd want a paper cut. Those things hurt worse! That's always the way though, the littlest cuts hurt worse than bigger cuts, or more serious injuries..

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    ha ha ha ...sorry didnt mean to be insensitive ;-)

    lean over an let me kiss it better xoxo
    there hope that helps

    nicole
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    Has anyone ever got a paper cut counting through crisp bills? Those hurt, but not as bad ::wink::

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    Oooh I hate paper cuts!-talk about a wimpy injury that hurts like hell.

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    Monty:

    You say you were injured at work? I say, sue your employer! They shouldn't leave dangerously sharp paper laying around where it can hurt people. I'll bet there wasn't even a warning label on it, was there? Just turn on the tv during the day, there are plenty of lawyers eager to take your case. Then you can take your generous cash settlement and retire.
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    Monty.. you always know how to make me laugh!!!!


    Hope your nose isn't too bad....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Destiny link=board=5;threadid=8982;start=msg106428#msg1064 28 date=1083945550
    Monty:

    You say you were injured at work? I say, sue your employer! They shouldn't leave dangerously sharp paper laying around where it can hurt people. I'll bet there wasn't even a warning label on it, was there? Just turn on the tv during the day, there are plenty of lawyers eager to take your case. Then you can take your generous cash settlement and retire.
    Or at least you could get some time off on workers comp...take a needed vacation while still having your salary paid (and not using up your OTHER 2 weeks of vacation). I agree with Destiny...SUE THEM ALL!! LOL

    Sorry to hear about your paper cut.... *leans over and kisses Monty's nose* And, here's a strawberry shortcake band aid.

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    The Doctor threatened to turn me in for "Rhinoplasty without a license".
    My mom said my nose was too big to begin with.
    Worker comp said "You don't type with your nose, do you?"
    The paper company is a client of ours.
    Lawyer said "No skin off my nose".

    I feel like Rodney Dangerfield. "I don't get no respect."

    PS I get 4 weeks vacation and 3 floating holidays, and if I am lucky I use 3 weeks.

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    That's right, Monty!! SUE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY ARE WORTH!! WooHoo!


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    P.S. Nice disclaimer to those lacking witty sarcasm!


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