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...SS
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"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."




...gotcha!!
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"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."




...table tennis anyone.
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"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."




...where is GI Joe the trick?
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"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."





Mindscrew....
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





^^^^
Drunk driving?





Hey Law & Order, get your shit together...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Uh, I don't get it about law and order... explain?
AHHHHHH ok.







The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Holy crap....nobody is that stupid. Right??
Whoa, I think that kid should go to jail for that. That's horrific.





MARCH MADNESS....
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.



“Things are as they are. Looking out into it the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” -Alan Watts
Ice cream cake wins it all in a blowout.




You Americans have all the best food, I dont even know what most of those are
Whats French Silk?
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage
Red velvet squeaks it out over cheesecake.
Although if you made it cherry cheesecake I could call it a draw.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





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From a "Learning English" textbook...
Why crocodiles should NOT lie in wait to ambush elephants...
http://j.mp/bLNiHj
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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