^Lol!!
^Lol!!





Bad timing....
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.



^^^ Someone is going to hell for that!
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”





How to use the "reply to all" email feature to get yourself removed from a SPAM list...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Poor price tag placement...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Best 404 error message I've ever seen...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Lazy mall-cop... but clever...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Doorstop.... you're doing it wrong:
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO





I cracked up at the 'ladies love it' guy!
On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^ Some people are just as ugly on the inside as they are pretty on the outside.
^ Could be!





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