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I kid you not... these were both in the Las Vegas Review Journal
The bottom one is from today....
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Epic Amazon.com review...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.



















When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine





this
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/02...genital-humor/
i cant wait to use that line in the SC
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FUCK YEAH finally retired after 6 years dancing!!
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





I'm stealing that parrot pic mortalman!! YOINK!





Apparently, it's park-like-a-douche day
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^ Looks like the fucking parking lot at my school.






"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine
Whoa, any idea what the heck was that first gif all about?
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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