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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Meanwhile, in Japan...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.








When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.







We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





hoping this hasnt been posted before.... but here we go, homer simpson in real life.
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The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Wow, that Homer Simpson one is fucked up!! LOL.. I wonder who noticed something like that?!
And Trem is that book real?!





Yay! I can finally contribute!! LOL










How things used to be done...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

























When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Can anyone read what that chicks asshole says?










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