




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.









"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO










Between then, I bet they did ALL the cocaine....
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Since it's from a fortune cookie, you must add "in bed" to the end
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.





Relax... it's an oyster...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





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Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
Is that..............Is that an upsidedown Buzz Lightyear?!?!?!
.....wings and all!
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^^^ I see your latest check-up didn't go so well.![]()
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
- Mae West










When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




To everyone cranky about spending impending holidays with family.
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One of my favorite signs in Vegas (no longer there though)...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





another great Vegas-related pic. This was an actual ad by Vegas.com
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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