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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Looks like someone is planning to have one hell of a night...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Is that Avery on the left?
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.





the blog i stole this from totally made my night: textsfrombennett.tumblr.com
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine
This is too funny
The video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA
"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine
^ Brought to you by the maker of Shake Weights.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





What a hipster says vs. what a hipster means...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^ Man, I have so many friends whose facebook pages are flooded with pics of them drinking PBR.





Female posters against cheap ass trolls.
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