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mine suck now compared to those..lol
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"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: 'A horrible person.' We weren't even testing for that."





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.










omg, this site is cracking me up
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Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.




This has been blowing up my fb. The story with this one is this possum broke into a bakery and ate so many pastries he couldn't run away afterwards. I think many of us can relate to him on some level.
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Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Everyone who laughs at this can join me in hell:
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Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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