




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





A life lesson brought to you by Ron Swanson...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.



Mozart duck
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.



^^^ Looks like she needs to shave them pits a bit.![]()





That signals "Wilkommen en Deutchland"




^ if that's the case, where is her high vis jacket?! Europe is strict with that shit.





Totally Hi Viz to Straight Males and Lesbians.










When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.




Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.




Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.
^ OMG I tried that sideways-toaster thing in high school *insert blonde joke here*
But the cheese dripped and my toaster caught fire, and my mom wasn't amused lol. Glad I'm not the only one who had issues with that!!





LMFAO! Im surprised I didnt think of that!
I did blow up kiddos easy bake oven though...those things are not safe!!!!![]()
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink!
I'm almost perfect, some of the time
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
I'm almost perfect, some of the time
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
I'm almost perfect, some of the time
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.










When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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