




When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him,
"You're driving me crazy, Tyrone. Can't you learn anything?"
One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career.
Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.
When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Hillary.





^^ Please stop with your racist/political posts. Neither are allowed in this forum.





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt










When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Those song titles!
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





Bette Davis:
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





What the hell, CNN?
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.






MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.







When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Somewhere in Africa, there is a tribe with an extremely flawed perception of white people's dancing ability...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
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