




Gonna hafta have sum of these fer "sunday go meetin" britches !
Redneck Overalls Just ask for the ' Alabama CUT'
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back
and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized,
because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls
and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood
and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation
because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
Last edited by greenidlady1; 11-05-2007 at 08:08 PM.




Haha I'm not a redneck but 10 and 16 were true... 10 because we had this horrible ant infestation in the house I was living in (although its home was usually on my desk, not the kitchen table) and 16 because I had horses.
This is supposed to be funny pics, but go to splu.net or youtube and hunt for the Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager series. So funny, especially the first one!
^lmao imagine asking for directions.
Some more that were sent to me this evening..
Last edited by greenidlady1; 04-23-2008 at 10:34 AM.
Once upon a time up in Jersey, YO! I damn near had to Fuckahoe!





you flow, yek!




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A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage




Hahahahaha!
Ew
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage
ha! I didn't see that CAT at first!
lol the q tip one
Oh snap. Emo kid is the best pic in here, hands down. Till the next round...
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