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    Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels.
    Here are twelve of the worst versions…




    Pull My Finger Santa. You’d think the “pull my finger” joke would get old after a hundred or so successful runs, but for PMF Santa, it’s like the first time every time.





    Narcoleptic Santa. Halfway through hearing a wish list, he’s sawing logs and drooling on a baby.





    Touchy-Feely Santa. Making kids and their parents uncomfortable, one mall visit at a time.





    Super-Sweaty Santa. Getting douched in old man sweat isn’t on any kid’s wish list.





    Bad-With-Baby Santa. You have no business in this profession if you hold an infant like a ticking timebomb. Act like you’ve been here before!

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Lapdance Santa. It’s a shame when children take a back seat on Santa’s priorty list to getting Mrs. Claus to grind on his junk.





    Okay-With-Adults Santa. There’s just something inherently wrong with a Santa who’s stoked about having 25-year-old dudes sit on his lap. What did Jake Gyllenhaal ask for, anyway?





    Shitty Fake Beard Santa. Try a little harder pal. Try a little harder.





    Skinny Santa. The cheap bastard running the mall who refuses to dust off his wallet for a 250-lb. old man Santa deserves to have the shit kicked out of him.

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Flashing Santa. Nobody wants to to see Santa’s dong. Nobody.





    Sneak-a-Drink Santa. Even a bunch of dumb fourth-graders realize that there’s something wrong with brown bottled water.




    And...


    Saddam Hussein Santa. Everyone’s gotta pay the bills, right?

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    MVillain--do you make up the commentaries to your pictures, or are those copied from the sites you got them from?

    If they're yours, then it surprises me how much they add to the pictures. Your commentary actually makes them funnier! Good going. Keep up the good work! :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    MVillain--do you make up the commentaries to your pictures, or are those copied from the sites you got them from?
    some, it just depends on if they have a funny comment or not.










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    ...Ho Ho Ho, Merrrry Christmas !!!!!

    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Driveline Vibration Issue

    This guy ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees.

    It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft.

    This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.

    This is what the dealership found.............




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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Ken is a playa...who knew?


    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MargaritaVillain View Post
    Umm, is that SERIOUSLY what fucking prom dresses are like nowadays? If so My father wouldn't have let me leave the house in something like that when I was in high school....hell fucking no!

    Teenage girls nowadays....little harlets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Umm, is that SERIOUSLY what fucking prom dresses are like nowadays? If so My father wouldn't have let me leave the house in something like that when I was in high school....hell fucking no!

    Teenage girls nowadays....little harlets.

    I've seen worse. I didn't go to my prom, but at my homecoming the girls were dresses like street walkers.

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