Mall Santas can go bad on several different levels.
Here are twelve of the worst versions…
Pull My Finger Santa. You’d think the “pull my finger” joke would get old after a hundred or so successful runs, but for PMF Santa, it’s like the first time every time.
Narcoleptic Santa. Halfway through hearing a wish list, he’s sawing logs and drooling on a baby.
Touchy-Feely Santa. Making kids and their parents uncomfortable, one mall visit at a time.
Super-Sweaty Santa. Getting douched in old man sweat isn’t on any kid’s wish list.
Bad-With-Baby Santa. You have no business in this profession if you hold an infant like a ticking timebomb. Act like you’ve been here before!
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