^Dammit, I need my pants when I travel.
^Dammit, I need my pants when I travel.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^L-O-f'ing-L





He played great last night...but this made me laugh:
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





This can be tattoo'd on your wrist as a cheat sheet:
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^Lol @ your "your mom's a whore."





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





More funny pics from Google Maps
Note to self, visit Toronto sometime soon...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





A few more...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^^^How did you find those???










Ever wonder why our college graduates are losing so many potential jobs to people from foreign countries?
Allow me to offer this lesson in culture contrast...
Typical university class picture in China:
Typical university class picture in the USA
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
^The Chinese show more bush.
You know those sorority sluts showing their tits for free (forever preserved in photo!) are the girls who come along to strip clubs with their guy friends, hate on us, make bitchy comments in the audience that they think we can't hear, and then have two appletinis and try to dance onstage, grope us, and give their boyfriends lap dances. FUCKING HATE THOSE GIRLS.





Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be





The final score wasn’t the only shocker...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.





The Chinese have small but artistically styled bush.
One could say Bush is still popular with the chinese.
China being more conservative has not yet done away with the Bush.





An early life lesson...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
YES!!!
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oops must remember I'm not posting on ebaum's world...
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