View Poll Results: How often do you masterbate

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  • 1-3 times a week

    98 32.78%
  • Daily

    86 28.76%
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    24 8.03%
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    Seems to be one of the last free pleasures left in this world .It seems to always be good but you know even ( as I think about this ) the hand can have an off day . - Mind says to the hand -" your taking too long " - Hand to the mind f-off Im the one doing all the labor here you just gotta think about t&a fucker !

    I really need a hobby !

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    I said 1-3 times a week. Sometimes it's more, sometimes it's less. Just depends. So I'm going to average out my self loving.

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    I voted daily... Unless I'm getting laid... which I haven't been . I had a great time yesterday... I couldn't quite get their tonight... *sigh*
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    *Not anymore, I prefer a team spirit.. "go team"!


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    *wonders just how old this thread is*

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    once in the morning.. possibly afternoon.. and at night to sleep easily.

    i like it more than sex.
    hubby only gets it once a week at most (sad but, true) but, to be frank, it keeps his ass in line.

    and i do it much less when i am dancing frequently.

    i am not a strict lesbian but, too much guy contact turns me off.
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    pretty much once a day.

    helps relieve tension.
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    I like to masturbate sometimes. More when I am not having regular partner sex, but my last girlfriend liked to watch me do it sometimes. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm very good at it....
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm very good at it....
    Is there anyone that is bad at self-gratification?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Is there anyone that is bad at self-gratification?
    I think he meant... performing-wise. Like... his girlfriend REALLY liked watching how he did it, what he did, etc.


    I chose 'Daily'... but sometimes it's 2 to 3 times a day (*personal record is 9 in one day... )... and sometimes I'm so busy it's only once every 2 or 3 days (HATE THAT!!! GRRRRR!!).

    The best is when someone else has stimulated you mentally and/or physically leading up to it... maybe during or JUST before... or maybe earlier in the day... and you use those stimulations to bring yourself to the edge, then hold back, then to the edge, then hold back.... rinse, repeat... over and over... until finally you let'er rip, and you damn near blast lamps over or some of the paint off the nearest wall. Sure there's some serious cleanup afterwards... but when it takes 10 minutes to UN-roll yer eyes from the back of your head... and another 10 to regain feeling in yer muscles... who cares about wiping up and glueing back together the vase you just broke?! It's sooooooooooooooooooo worth it at that point.

    And don't even get me started on masturbating in front of each other. There's almost NOTHING hotter! Not to mention... learning from each other as to what little subtle (or sometimes NOT-so-subtle) techniques your partner does.

    :: whew! ::

    Ok.... um... will you excuse me for a bit please?

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    3X a day for me...my body has been changing so drastically within the past year. I seem to be getting hornier and hornier as my age increases. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    the men are going to skew the results...
    I totally agree w/ Emily on this ^^ ...

    I went w/ 1-3 times a week .. I'm in a relationship and this supplements our sex life .. well, MY sex life I guess lol

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    when the man's not around, about 1x-3x a week. when he is, once- none.

    Love it!

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    I don't...ever. I guess I don't have a reason to. I'm really busy all day and swamped with housework and errands on weekends. Only time for it is before bed most of the time and I have someone to do it for me.

    Call me lazy.

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    Egads yet another revival.



    Of course, I voted before looking at the dates on this post. LOL. Never for me. I don't do it. The only time I ever did was when I was a cam wench.
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    Umm twice a day if I can.. sometimes more.. im not horny though I swear.. I do have to say its tough when your travelling cuz my vibe is kinda loud n if im in a house with other girls.. well yea.. heh..

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    Hahaha, my old thread is back! I went 3x alone today AND I had sex this morning and last night. There's always time for masterbation! Good to know not much has changed in 2 years, lol!

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    For me it is at least daily. Exactly 45 minutes ago before i got out of bed!
    It relaxes me. Takes the edge away.
    The rabbit is still hopping but I am thinking I would like to try something new.
    Last edited by Tigress; 03-18-2007 at 08:05 AM.

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    Depends....sometime it's three times a day, sometimes its three times a week. I tend to masturbate more when I'm less stressed and preoccupied with stuff.

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    I USED to do 1-3X a week, but now I'm trying to do this thing where I *try* to abstain from masturbating, since it seems to make orgasms flow a lot more easier during sex w/ the bf when I have more pent-up sexual frustration. Also, as cheesy as it sounds, orgasms feel better and more emotionally gratifying than when I go for it on my own.

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    When wake up and right before bed, and sometimes if I wake up between sleep.
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    Daily.... sometimes more than once if I have time, lol. I love my new rabbit. I finally got an orginal, it works much better than the generic ones. Does anyone else use the acuvibe? It's a really big vibe wand with a large egg shaped end... it's fuckn insane! Really powerful vibrations.
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    2-3 times daily

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    I use it as a way to procrastinate getting out of bed in the morning.

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    LOL - this thread reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit, "Return of the Masturbating Zombies". This thread has been resurrected from the dead, and it's about masturbation.
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