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    Default Funny line to get a dance!

    rush over all panicked, full on girly mode shivering and wringing your hands in dispair "oh please get it off - GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"

    He's thinkin its a bug or spider..."GET WHAT OFF?!" all alarmed willing to help the damsel in distress...

    You stop look at him all flirty and coo....."my clothes, get em off me"

    Hee hee!
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    Default Re:Funny line to get a dance!

    Ha Ha that's a good one... I have one too! Yesterday I went to a Chinese food restaurant and I got a fortune cookie that said "He who loves you shall follow you"... so I took it to work and in full on girly mode go "do you love me?" The guy says "of course I love you"... then I go "read this"... they read it and they laugh and follow. LoL it worked for 4 guys today! I didn't think it would work but it did!

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    Default Re:Funny line to get a dance!

    Thats awessssssome. LOL
    I like that idea a lot! haha good job Leigh!

    Angel thats awesome too! LOL
    Niiice

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    A girl my club always goes...

    -Do like this dress?
    -Of course, I love it
    -Great, but it looks even better in the floor,
    lets have a VIP dance.

    Works everytime Ive seen her use... Maybe I need to start thinking in this direction

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    Default Re:Funny line to get a dance!

    On slow nights I will sit right down on a guys lap and say ok whos the first to get me naked??? It works
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    Default Re:Funny line to get a dance!

    Whenever there's a two for one, i walk up and say "two minutes only, my ass is on sale!" Or if its one of the two for ones that comes with a free t-shirt or something, i add "free gift with purchase!" followed by a wink and a huge smile. it doesn't always sell that particular two for one, but it establishes my wittiness, and makes it easier to sell those guys later on. At the very least, my stage tips always increase afterwards.

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