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    I am planing to start dancing in june, but i am a little self-conscious about my breasts because they are uneven. My boyfriend says that he couldn't tell that they are uneven until i told him, but i really think that it's easy to see. One is really big and the other still looks more cone shaped. I think they are still growing but one is growing faster or something.

    I was just wondering if any of you have seen strippers who have uneven breasts and if it makes a difference in profit.

    P.S. i'm not willing to get a BA

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    Most girls with natural boobs have uneven boobs. It normal. If its a HUGE difference then there is a condition but then name escapes me right now. ???

    If its slight, no one will notice.

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    I've worked with a quite a few Frankenboob girls and generally as long as they don't act like it's a problem, the men don't either

    BTW.. when I say Frankenboob I mean girls with one deflated implant, 1 implant thats moved over a few inches, the dreaded breadloaf boob-job etc. I've also worked with women who, due to pregnancy, have extremely sagging, thin tissued breasts.................They all make $$$ as long as they are confident...Most customers only care if the dancer makes them feel good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nina link=board=25;threadid=9481;start=msg113504#msg113 504 date=1085432016
    Most customers only care if the dancer makes them feel good.
    I agree completely. Attitude and personality are always more important than any single physical feature. One of the things we talk about frequently in our classes is that when a dancer is working in a higher-class club and all of the women there are gorgeous, something has to set one apart from another and that is the way she acts and the words that come out of her mouth.

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    Hey - don't worry about it! Uneven breasts are not uncommon. If your boyfriend says it's not noticable, trust him!
    I have worked with a few dancers who have uneven breasts; no-one seems to care! In all but 1 case, no-one has ever even commented or appeared to noticed! (The 1 case was abit extreem.)
    Did you know that it's possible to enlarge breasts by hypnosis? I have read about it being used to even up breasts, so you may want to look into it. It shouldn't take longer than 3-4 sessions at the most though you may have to do some exercises at home.

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    I have one slightly bigger breast also and i have never encountered a problem. Guys are mostly just happy to see real breasts in this day and age of silicone, be proud of your natural boobies nomatter what!
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    I agree that most women have one that is slightly larger than the other. this is funny: one of my areolas is larger than the other one. only a lil bit, but I just laugh about it. you know, it's not a deformity....just a human body. I didn't even notice the difference until a couple of years ago. I'm w/ Oceanblue......it's like men have tunnel vision...."boobies!!!"

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    From a male point of view:

    One of my favorite women had uneven breasts. She charmed me with her smile and enthusiasm on stage. Then she charmed me at my seat with her wit, conversation, and sexy dancing. Then we charmed each other in the champagne room.

    It was not until about my third visit that she told me she was self-concious about the fact that one breast was larger than the other. I hadn't noticed until she said something.
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    The reason that one breast is usually larger (or shaped differently) to another is because most of us are either predominantly right handed or left handed.

    Whichever side we use the most gets the most workout (naturally).. hence our breast tissue develops differently to the other side.

    Totally natural. Do not give a care about it for another second. There are billions of us on this earth (too many in my opinion) and I bet there are quite a few million women (very light estimate.. I'm being extreme there is most likely more) like you and me... with uneven breasts.

    Just like one foot is bigger than the other and our eyes aren't exactly the same. We all have one eye which is larger or shaped differently to the other.... do you think people really give a rats arse about that ???

    You're focusing too much on a minor aspect of dancing.


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    Seriously, if your bf told you he didn't even notice... sounds like normal assymetry. I am telling you the straight truth (from a guy) that no (normal) guy on the planet will care, assuming they notice at all.


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    Thanks a lot everyone for replying. I guess it is true that i am focusing a little too much on a minor thing, so i have been trying to forget about it. I think that if no one has said anything to me about them being uneven then i guess it's not as bad as i thought. It's also nice to know that other dancers have flaws like this and that it's normal.

    I agree with oceanblue about the natural boob thing. I asked some guys i know if they like real or inhanced breasts better. They all said they like natural ones the best even if they don't look as perfect.

    Thanks everyone again, i feel a lot better about it.

    P.S. I audition in 2 weeks !

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