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    Default If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    Sometimes I think about silly things. What if your state, or the whole country for that matter, passed a law that exotic dancing was illegal? Would you continue to dance illegally or would you move on to another career?

    Also, if you had to move on to another career, what would you do? I can't come up with a good answer for this question. I guess I would go into sales of some sort, or maybe get my fitness certification or something like that. Just curious what everyone else thinks


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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    Well I'm paying my way through school so if I had to pick another job to pay for it I'd pick bartending in a popular nightclub.

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    I need some type of lucrative side job while trying to get startup capital for my business, so the answer is easy: I'd sell drugs! :o

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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    I'd still get up on stage; probably as a go-go dancer.

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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    As a customer, I'd have a lot more money in the bank but life would be much more boring...



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    I'd be doing more porn to pay the bills. *laughs* I dunno, more retail, I suppose.
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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    I would probably find myself on a stage somewhere...LOL

    I would probably open the first "underground" gentleman's club.

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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    In most cities in Washington state, coming within 4ft during a lap dance is illegal, but what customer would pay for one if he could watch you on stage, naked, at 6ft away? None.
    So, most dancers including myself, continue to break the law and give illegal dances, so I think its safe to say that I would continue dancing one way or another.


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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    Go into sales of some sort or even (thank goddess this is only hypothetical) back into Hospitality (argh!)

    Otherwise, if I could get away with it.. keep dancing. Making it illegal will probably make it more lucrative.


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    Hey nikki d, i just noticed your from washington like me, which club do you dance at and have you ever danced at Honeys?
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    Being a guy I would move to Amsterdam, but then again I want to move there anyway.
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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    Venus- there IS an "underground scene" in NYC. To me
    it's boring and unappealing because of the very low
    grade of dancers but it's out there. Extras are de riguer
    but I did not partake. I didn't have a condom thick enough to feel safe with what I saw working there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParisLove link=board=27;threadid=9590;start=msg114644#msg114 644 date=1085690345
    Sometimes I think about silly things. What if your state, or the whole country for that matter, passed a law that exotic dancing was illegal?
    I'd start my own militia and use it to overthrow the government. Maybe the North Koreans can give me some good weaponry in exchange for some peanut butter. God knows that they could use the protein over there.

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    I've been saving money and researching the real estate game. I plan to get some houses built and sell those for maximum profit. I'll just have to be really, really patient as doing it the way I'm going to do it requires.....
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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    if it were illegal, there'd probably be no money in dancing...what guy would risk going to a club when they can just find a hooker? any illegal clubs would really just be brothels.

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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    if it were illegal, there'd probably be no money in dancing...what guy would risk going to a club when they can just find a hooker? any illegal clubs would really just be brothels.
    you kinda have a point there....

    hmmm what would I do??

    I would probably either bartend or be a steet walker (j/k) :o
    And I would continue to do the same as I do now ...paint, write, and sing and wait to be "discovered"....



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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    I was originally applying for bartender positions at the strip clubs I work at now. I never got my big bartending debut so I started dancing there. I guess I'd go back to bartending, put myself through school and get a "normal" job. I want to do so many different things in the future like flight attendant, interior designer, pilot, the list goes on and on. But if it happened tomorrow I would go back to bartending.
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    I'd have the money to pay for treatment of the carpal tunnel syndrome I'd develop as a result.
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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    I'd do lingerie shows again or go back to bartending until I finished school. I sure would miss that $$$ though.

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    Default Re:If there were no such thing as strip clubs...

    Quote Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=27;threadid=9590;start=msg114967#msg114 967 date=1085759807
    Being a guy I would move to Amsterdam, but then again I want to move there anyway.
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