I rub my clit often. Sometimes I stick my finger inside.
Do anyone have any techniques?
How do yu masterbate with a toy?
I rub my clit often. Sometimes I stick my finger inside.
Do anyone have any techniques?
How do yu masterbate with a toy?
moron
rent a porn like everyone else and stop trying to get your cheap thrills here
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Originally Posted by Emily link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115039#msg1150 39 date=1085768758
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Emily.. my thoughts precisely!
You rawk girl!r:
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Meat Dildo:
• Place a condom around a warm sausage and insert it into your vagina. It almost feels like a real penis!
-This is going to be my new nickname for my boyfriend LOL!!
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Originally Posted by Mia M
umm yea troll again, doesnt say in the profile if it's male or female.. big surprise
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Bake an apple pie or go to the bakery and buy one. Make sure that it is piping hot, fresh out of the oven. Do not let it cool down. Stick your penis into the pie and move it in and out as if you were having sex with a woman, just like the guy on American Pie did. Don't worry if your dick gets burned, that's perfectly normal.Originally Posted by exoticCatz link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115038#msg1150 38 date=1085768582
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Whilst we all recognise this is a troll .... he did post a site addy and well... I thought the little quiz was fun to do.
http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html
Which type of masturbator are you ??? LOL!
enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount
The best way for YOU to masturbate is by sticking a flaming pole right up your ass and out your mouth.
Ya'll crack me up tonight. Thanks, I needed to smile!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115872#msg1158 72 date=1085978168
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I'm thinking of something involving a weed whacker.......and a gorilla suit......and head cheese.........I need a minute to work this one out......LOL!
I am lazy and I like to party
Best way to masturbate? In front of a partner!!!
Pamela




OMG!! Kat, you never cease to amaze me. lolOriginally Posted by Katrine link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115087#msg1150 87 date=1085772913
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Wow you guys are great! So glad I found this site!!!
You think you know... but you have no idea!





agreed. total trollOriginally Posted by velvet link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115102#msg1151 02 date=1085774257
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Because there ain't no tits on the radio
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