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    Default What's the best way to masterbate

    I rub my clit often. Sometimes I stick my finger inside.

    Do anyone have any techniques?

    How do yu masterbate with a toy?


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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    moron

    rent a porn like everyone else and stop trying to get your cheap thrills here

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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    I watch porn . Its my fave.

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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115039#msg1150 39 date=1085768758
    moron

    rent a porn like everyone else and stop trying to get your cheap thrills here


    Emily.. my thoughts precisely!

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    Meat Dildo:
    • Place a condom around a warm sausage and insert it into your vagina. It almost feels like a real penis!

    -This is going to be my new nickname for my boyfriend LOL!!

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    umm yea troll again, doesnt say in the profile if it's male or female.. big surprise
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    One word, honey.

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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    Quote Originally Posted by exoticCatz link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115038#msg1150 38 date=1085768582
    I rub my clit often. Sometimes I stick my finger inside.

    Do anyone have any techniques?

    How do yu masterbate with a toy?

    Bake an apple pie or go to the bakery and buy one. Make sure that it is piping hot, fresh out of the oven. Do not let it cool down. Stick your penis into the pie and move it in and out as if you were having sex with a woman, just like the guy on American Pie did. Don't worry if your dick gets burned, that's perfectly normal.






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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    Whilst we all recognise this is a troll .... he did post a site addy and well... I thought the little quiz was fun to do.

    http://www.masturbation-techniques.net/masturbator.html

    Which type of masturbator are you ??? LOL!




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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    The best way for YOU to masturbate is by sticking a flaming pole right up your ass and out your mouth.

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    Ya'll crack me up tonight. Thanks, I needed to smile!!

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    Default Re:What's the best way to masterbate

    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115872#msg1158 72 date=1085978168
    The best way for YOU to masturbate is by sticking a flaming pole right up your ass and out your mouth.
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!



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    Best way to masturbate? In front of a partner!!!
    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115087#msg1150 87 date=1085772913
    Meat Dildo:
    • Place a condom around a warm sausage and insert it into your vagina. It almost feels like a real penis!

    -This is going to be my new nickname for my boyfriend LOL!!
    OMG!! Kat, you never cease to amaze me. lol


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    Wow you guys are great! So glad I found this site!!!
    You think you know... but you have no idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet link=board=5;threadid=9618;start=msg115102#msg1151 02 date=1085774257
    umm yea troll again, doesnt say in the profile if it's male or female.. big surprise
    agreed. total troll



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