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    Default Hey, strippers...

    Why do every single one of you act like you don't give a shit when you're grinding your junk all over me?

    Makes for a very unsatisfactory experience, eg, you suck at stripping.

    Curious.

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Oh, and I'm also curious as to why you all wear ugly shoes (eg, clear heels)?

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Maybe you should clarify what are the "ugly shoes" and do you act all drunk and stupid when you get a dance?

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle024 link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116572#msg1165 72 date=1086135103
    Maybe you should clarify what are the "ugly shoes" and do you act all drunk and stupid when you get a dance?
    I only go to full nude clubs, where alcohol is not served. So, no, I don't "act all drunk and stupid". I'm usually very appreciative and attentive to what the girl's doing, but it seems like you girls just don't really give a shit?

    And about the "ugly shoes" did you miss in my post where I said, "(eg, clear heels)"?

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    So if you hate it that much, why do you still go?

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Sorry, all strippers are clones of the original alpha001 stripper, and she had a shitty attitude. Since WE are all the same, we can't really help but be shitty......

    Maybe you should look into that less popular option of getting dances from real women, who are all unique individuals, and may act better...

    You can't find that in all states though

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Hey dude, you ask stupid questions, you're gonna get dumb answers. Maybe the girls can sense what a charmer you are from a mile away and act accordingly.

    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    This strage man hurts my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinsbane link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116542#msg1165 42 date=1086131476
    Why do every single one of you act like you don't give a shit when you're grinding your junk all over me?

    Makes for a very unsatisfactory experience, eg, you suck at stripping.

    Curious.
    "Every single one of us?" Wow. If you've been to every strip club in America and gotten dances from us all, you've got a lot of time on your hands. And by the way, at my club we're not allowed to grind, so thankfully my "junk" would stay far away from your "junk."
    If every dancer you've come into contact with has seemed bored...maybe it's not them, it's you. Just a thought.

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Man, you ladies are letting me down here... the proper way to handle a condescending troll:
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    Hey, customers....

    Ever heard of breath-mints or deoderant? Maybe if you didn't stink like you haven't had a shower in a week and the poster child for chronic halitosis, you might get a better dance.

    Oh and those jeans with the sharpie pen in the pocket.. it's just not working guy... that is, if that is a sharpie pen in your pocket.
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kinsbane link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116542#msg1165 42 date=1086131476
    Why do every single one of you act like you don't give a shit when you're grinding your junk all over me?

    Makes for a very unsatisfactory experience, eg, you suck at stripping.

    Curious.
    Note to self: pretend to enjoy it when the guy who has been trying to finger me at the bar finally graces me with the opportunity to dry hump him for $20...and then doesn't understand why I won't go out with him.

    P.S. You may hate my shoes, but your pants itch my ass

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    (What a tosser).

    This is a job for none other than the... [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%][glow=red,2,300] TROLL PATROL [/glow][/move]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116636#msg1166 36 date=1086144895
    So if you hate it that much, why do you still go?
    Where did I say I hate it?

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    Hmmmm.. something just occurred to me here.

    Kinsbane- you didn't fill out your profile to identify your gender.

    Perhaps the newer "Kiefer Sutherland = GOD" addition to your avatar might suggest you are a female SC patron?

    If so, this might have a regional effect on the quality of dances you have received... or at the very least, your perception of them from a customer's point of view.
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116682#msg1166 82 date=1086155125
    Hey dude, you ask stupid questions, you're gonna get dumb answers. Maybe the girls can sense what a charmer you are from a mile away and act accordingly.

    How is it dumb? ??? I'm sorry you interpreted it that way. For what it's worth, I don't need to be a charmer. I'm going there for a business transaction. Hence, I'm a guy, I'm gonna enjoy it either way. It irks, though, when the GIRL doesn't enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116710#msg1167 10 date=1086163816
    Hmmmm.. something just occurred to me here.

    Kinsbane- you didn't fill out your profile to identify your gender.

    Perhaps the newer "Kiefer Sutherland = GOD" addition to your avatar might suggest you are a female SC patron?

    If so, this might have a regional effect on the quality of dances you have received... or at the very least, your perception of them from a customer's point of view.
    There's a gender selection thingie? :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyJess link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116689#msg1166 89 date=1086156572
    Quote Originally Posted by Kinsbane link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116542#msg1165 42 date=1086131476
    Why do every single one of you act like you don't give a shit when you're grinding your junk all over me?

    Makes for a very unsatisfactory experience, eg, you suck at stripping.

    Curious.
    "Every single one of us?" Wow. If you've been to every strip club in America and gotten dances from us all, you've got a lot of time on your hands. And by the way, at my club we're not allowed to grind, so thankfully my "junk" would stay far away from your "junk."
    If every dancer you've come into contact with has seemed bored...maybe it's not them, it's you. Just a thought.
    I'm a guy. Why would I get bored with a hot chick gyrating directly in front of me? ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116695#msg1166 95 date=1086157751
    Man, you ladies are letting me down here... the proper way to handle a condescending troll:
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    Hey, customers....

    Ever heard of breath-mints or deoderant? Maybe if you didn't stink like you haven't had a shower in a week and the poster child for chronic halitosis, you might get a better dance.

    Oh and those jeans with the sharpie pen in the pocket.. it's just not working guy... that is, if that is a sharpie pen in your pocket.
    HA! HA! I'm making grossly inaccurate assumptions based off what someone said over the intrawebnet!!!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116701#msg1167 01 date=1086159735
    (What a tosser).

    This is a job for none other than the... [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%][glow=red,2,300] TROLL PATROL [/glow][/move]
    Errr...

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    Default Re:Hey, strippers...

    If the full nude club that you go to allows dances without the g-string then you will not get a good grinding lap dance because of the obvious std safety issues. If the full nude club that you go to offers topless only full grind dances then it is possible to get a great dance provided you pick the right dancer.
    As for the shoes - most strip clubs are run by morons who force the dancers to wear those "stupid stripper shoes". If you go to a club with decent management, which lets the dancers have complete creative control over their costumes, you will find some great costumes.
    I love Las Vegas for those very reasons.

    Here's another hint. If you only buy one dance at a time, or request a break in between each song, a stripper will never have a chance to show any kind of enjoyment.
    Are you one of those stingy tightwad guys? If so, loosen up!
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    Oh yeah. If you display the same cocky, rude attitude with the dancers at your favorite club that you have displayed in this post, then you be guaranteed to get bad service everywhere you go.
    Most people prefer to believe their leaders are just and fair even in the face of evidence to the contrary, because once a citizen acknowledges that the government under which they live is lying and corrupt, the citizen has to choose what he or she will do about it. - M Rivero

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    How is it dumb? ??? I'm sorry you interpreted it that way. For what it's worth, I don't need to be a charmer. I'm going there for a business transaction. Hence, I'm a guy, I'm gonna enjoy it either way. It irks, though, when the GIRL doesn't enjoy it.
    You just said that you were there for a "business transaction," so are we! Why should we enjoy the dance? It our JOB! Yes, sometimes, some of us may enjoy the dance, but it is definitly not part of the "business transaction!"
    Perhaps, the next time that you decide to post on this board, you might think of a more tactful way of asking a question.. And as for our "junk".. trust me, we really don't like having to put it anywhere NEAR your teeny, weeny, little poker, so bear with us. Even doing something as simple as SMILING while doing it can be difficult.. So as long as the dancer doesn't throw up on you while rubbing her "junk" all over you, consider yourself lucky.
    I suggest that next time you're at YOUR office (assuming someone as much of a jerk as you are has one) and complete a business transaction you yell at the person you just did it with for not acting too interested. See what the woman wearing her business suit says to you! i.e., don't come into OUR office and ask why we would rather be at home on the couch than with you!

    Paige

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    As for our shoes... try walking in them for a day before you start talking about them!

    Paige

    (sorry for the double post guys )

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    Quote Originally Posted by livenudegirlsunite link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116725#msg1167 25 date=1086167719
    If the full nude club that you go to allows dances without the g-string then you will not get a good grinding lap dance because of the obvious std safety issues. If the full nude club that you go to offers topless only full grind dances then it is possible to get a great dance provided you pick the right dancer.
    As for the shoes - most strip clubs are run by morons who force the dancers to wear those "stupid stripper shoes". If you go to a club with decent management, which lets the dancers have complete creative control over their costumes, you will find some great costumes.
    I love Las Vegas for those very reasons.

    Here's another hint. If you only buy one dance at a time, or request a break in between each song, a stripper will never have a chance to show any kind of enjoyment.
    Are you one of those stingy tightwad guys? If so, loosen up!
    You know, I haven't been to many clubs in Vegas... just Deja Vu, pretty much. All the other places seem seedy out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by livenudegirlsunite link=board=8;threadid=9728;start=msg116726#msg1167 26 date=1086167910
    Oh yeah. If you display the same cocky, rude attitude with the dancers at your favorite club that you have displayed in this post, then you be guaranteed to get bad service everywhere you go.
    How am I cocky and rude? It was an honest question. ???

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