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    Default 24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    LOL.. I Love This!

    24 fun things to do on an elevator

    1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, , all of you just shut UP!"

    2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

    3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

    4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

    5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

    7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

    8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

    9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

    10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

    11. Meow occasionally.

    12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

    13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

    14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

    15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

    16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

    17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

    18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

    19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

    20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

    21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

    22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

    24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on

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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    Sniffle and say "Looks like someone had a nice dinner last night."

    My personal favorite was to go around the revolving doors three times.

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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    lol cute post got a kick out of 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    So you buried all your lover's clothes and burned the letters lover wrote, but it doesn't make it any better. Does it make it any better?
    And the plaster dented from your fist in the hall where you had your first kiss reminds you that the memories will fade. -Dashboard Confessional

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    You mean no one reads the Bible in the elevator anymore? What ashame.

    How hilarious though, Rhiannon!


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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    lol very fun rhiannon!!
    it's too bad that there are only 2 buildings over 8 stories tall in Tucson, otherwise I'd love to try some of these out...



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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    yah, i can't believe they left out drinking milk thatd been left at room temperature for three days and then farting up a storm

    actually pan dah, yes their are.

    this is the seven they're talking about, "its a small world afterall."

    what youre forgetting is that after 3 of these you have a "its a small small world." then it starts all over again.

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    11. Meow occasionally.
    Of course I MUST try this one. Thanks Rhi!

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    GO to the top floor and pull the "hold" button out! keeps the elevator stuck until someone notices.

    Have sex!


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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    Those are great, it makes me think of a friend that has an elevator with a button labeled "Seismic". I want to push it so bad every time, I cant figure out what it could possible be for. lol.


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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    Hey, that's great, Rhi. Now I can make the 15 floor trip in my building with something to do to drown out that Christian radio station blurting in one of the elevators



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    Default Re:24 Fun Things To Do.. In An Elevator..

    I am going to spend all night in different casino elevators!!! i just knew living in vegas was good for something! yay! yay!
    "And when your'e crawling over broken glass to get to me, thats when I'll let you stay." -me

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