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    what do you do when custmer tells you that lap dances are pointless becuse they can't fuck you? Also what you do when a custmer asks things of you you don't do in the vip room? Thank you

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    When a customer tells me this if I'm in a mood I'll tell them that I'm not forcing them to buy a dance from me. If im in a good mood then I just get up and say well it was nice to meet you. If a customer asks me to do things like extras in the VIP room I usually tell them that I do not participate in activity like that. If they tell me that other girls do so why don't I? then I tell them that then they can go in there with that girl they know that does that cause I won't.

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    You move on to the next guy.

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    Tell him in that case he might consider checking the Yellow Pages for an escort service.

    Smile and shrug your shoulders and then walk away. Be coy and he'll probably at least give you some stage tips.


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    Ughhh! I hate it when they ask me why. Why won't I suck their dick. Why won't I let them do blah blah blah. I look them straight in the eye and deadpan, "because I don't want to and I don't have to"

    NEXT!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 link=board=9;threadid=9912;start=msg119130#msg1191 30 date=1086638979
    what do you do when custmer tells you that lap dances are pointless becuse they can't fuck you? Also what you do when a custmer asks things of you you don't do in the vip room? Thank you
    Don't tell them anything because you will not get any money from this guy...he's a waste of time, so don't give him any more for free. I just turn around and walk away.

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    " You see that big guy standing at the door, Im sure if you ask him politely he'll oblige. Hahahahahahaha

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    just walk away!
    You think you know... but you have no idea!

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    give him a "you dirty fu**er look, and walk away." These men are searching the clubs for escorts, not strippers.

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    If the guy was a real player he would word differently. Kick his ass to the curb.

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    tell him your a DANCER not a prostitute.....that those things don't go on there.

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    guys say whats the point if i cant touch you? cos you cant touch the paintings in an art gallery but you still go to admire the artwork
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    i usually say, honey, this is a STRIP club not a brothel, smile and walk away
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21stcenturyfox link=board=9;threadid=9912;start=msg122641#msg1226 41 date=1087316570
    guys say whats the point if i cant touch you? cos you cant touch the paintings in an art gallery but you still go to admire the artwork
    Heehee...I like that comment...mind if I use it?

    For the VIP room, I just tell them that I am not interested in doing those things. If they are looking for some cheap sex, then they can jump into a cab and pick up a North Ave. hooker. Although, one time I did say that and the guy actually left. I found out later from the valet guys that the cab driver came back and said that the guy picked up a hooker from North Ave. LOL...ewwwww...at least I got my $500.

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    You can do it San Francisco ROB style..

    Tell him you'll definately fuck him.. Once in the VIP, take his money and immediately walk out telling him, "There. You're fucked. Enjoy the veal."

    If he bitches to management, he'll get some free passes.. big whoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 link=board=9;threadid=9912;start=msg119130#msg1191 30 date=1086638979
    what do you do when custmer tells you that lap dances are pointless becuse they can't fuck you?
    Tell them not to buy one. Next please.

    Also what you do when a custmer asks things of you you don't do in the vip room? Thank you
    Tell them that you don't do those things. If he offers you more money to change your mind, stick to your guns and say no again.
    Negative behavior deserves negative reinforcement doesn't it?
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    i had a guy offer me money to meet him at his hotel room. i said no, but i shldve said yes, taken the money and then not turned up. if he came in again, i cldve told him i hurt my ankle on stage and had to go home. (i actually did hurt my ankle that night)

    what do you think?
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    21st,
    that can work both ways. he will believe it (which he probably won't) or he'll tell someone in management. And your ass is fired. i know how they roll in england. You never know he could be under cover and your ass could get deported. So I think you did a good move by saying no. honey don't risk it. There was one time where this irish guy was asking me the same thing, i just had this feeling that he was undercover. Thank God I was called into the dressing room .
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    on sat night this guy said hed only give me a VIP dance if i rubbed my pussy on his nose. i said yeah of course, anything to make you happy, but right at the end of the dance, i wiped my finger on my lips and then on his nose. twat.
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 link=board=9;threadid=9912;start=msg119130#msg1191 30 date=1086638979
    what do you do when custmer tells you that lap dances are pointless becuse they can't fuck you? Also what you do when a custmer asks things of you you don't do in the vip room? Thank you
    A few of my tactics:

    "This is a strip club - if you were looking for more than you are better off elsewhere"

    "That's like trying to order KFC at McDonalds - good luck!"

    "This is a strip club - take a 10 minute taxi trip to find three places that will offer you what you want"

    This last one could back-fire on you if the guy is undercover so use it in a humourous way: "Okay, have you got 1 billion dollars in cash right now?"

    Try to be honest and not promise anything in VIP that you won't deliver upon... it will cause you more harm than good, in the end.

    There are ways of turning these types of patrons around into decent customers however I have yet to really learn how as yet.


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    The answer to the question why is "because I'm the boss and I said so. Anything else you wanna know?" If he mentions what he heard another girl does or what another girl offers say "go ahead, I'm sure there's plenty of the contagious parts of the STD left just waiting for you. Have fun!"
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    Tell them you make a lot of money and you don't have to resort to that sort of money making. It works.

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    I have a few different responses that have already been covered here, but my current favorite is to reply sort of laughing at the same time with, 'What sort of fucking idiot comes into a strip club expecting to have sex?!' or to interupt them before they've finished with a lovely arrogant sounding 'Shuuut-uuuup.'

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    tell them to go see a prostitute, I'm here to get you excited and you go to them to finish ya off, my last club had a massage parlour up top, it was a separate business but owned by the same guy, we had strict rules downstairs, it really did make things easier for us for some reason.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    I always say..."oh I'm sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn .....this is a strip club not a whore house."

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