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    Default Re: how do i get around this

    I had a new experience last night: instead of seeing how far he could get, a guy slams the breaks. He babbles on for a few songs while I listen, and then when I ask about a LD, he says, "I never pay for it." Isn't coming into a SC by default essentially "paying for it" just by a cover charge or drinks or tipping the stage? He said I would be perfect for him on a date, but never "paying." This was totally new to me.
    "Don't piss off a motivated stripper."


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    Yeah I have a friend who's like 'oh I don't spend any money on strippers if I go to a stripclub, I'm not a dirty old man!"

    I just sat there thinking 'nope, just a cheap ass who's NEVER going to have a good time at a club..."

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    Default Re: how do i get around this

    *sigh* Gotta love the male ego. You look around the club and realize that every single one of them thinks they're speshul snowflakes, and of course you're REALLY gonna like THEM, what with the speshulness and all.
    Granted, it's what allows us to take all their money, but it saddens me that it is, in fact, a genetic imperative, and thusly cannot be beaten out of them. Snarking at them never teaches them anything, they just go "Wow, she was a bitch!" and move on to the next girl. Because obviously, any girl who doesn't appreciate the speshul is a bitch.
    That being said, I usually start crying (not for real), and saying "How could you think I would do something like that! I thought you were such a nice guy! I can't believe it! OMG, I need to calm down... Let's go to VIP."
    Guys will do anything for a crying girl.
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