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    "Now, while I don't blame a guy for asking once, and I have nothing against sexual commerce, this is what ought to happen to guys who can't take no for an answer.
    One night Brandy and I were sitting with a guy at a table in Dancers, a strip joint in Atlanta. The guy kept getting table dances, but he also kept pestering the hell out of us to meet him in his hotel room when we got off work. Finally Brandy, a notorious scammer, said, "Okay, give me a hundred dollars and your hotel room key, and I'll let myself in at 2:30." The guy gave her the money and the key and left. I asked Brandy if she was actually going to the guy's hotel room, and she just laughed. Later she came up to me in the dressing room and said, "I was just sitting with a guy, and he was bugging me to meet him after work. I said, 'Give me a hundred dollars and I'll give you my hotel room key. He did, and I said, 'Great, just let yourself in at 2:30.' "

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    OMG.... I cant even typr from laughing so hard. There is a girl at another club that I visit on my days off that does this all the time. Funny though, the same guys keep falling for it, must be something in the water.

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    This is my fav...

    HIM: You seem too intelligent to be here.
    YOU: You don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StripperTips link=board=27;threadid=10025;start=msg120847#msg12 0847 date=1086950039
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    "Now, while I don't blame a guy for asking once, and I have nothing against sexual commerce, this is what ought to happen to guys who can't take no for an answer.
    One night Brandy and I were sitting with a guy at a table in Dancers, a strip joint in Atlanta. The guy kept getting table dances, but he also kept pestering the hell out of us to meet him in his hotel room when we got off work. Finally Brandy, a notorious scammer, said, "Okay, give me a hundred dollars and your hotel room key, and I'll let myself in at 2:30." The guy gave her the money and the key and left. I asked Brandy if she was actually going to the guy's hotel room, and she just laughed. Later she came up to me in the dressing room and said, "I was just sitting with a guy, and he was bugging me to meet him after work. I said, 'Give me a hundred dollars and I'll give you my hotel room key. He did, and I said, 'Great, just let yourself in at 2:30.' "


    omfg thats awsome! i bet those guys will learn ther lessons..

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    Hmm-- I wonder if the one guy actually walked into the other guys room

    Quote Originally Posted by Brooke Quinn link=board=27;threadid=10025;start=msg120907#msg12 0907 date=1086967620
    This is my fav...
    HIM: You seem too intelligent to be here.
    YOU: You don't.
    Love it !

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    Doesn't your boyfriend/husband/lover hate the fact that you work here?

    Answer: No hes the bouncer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragic-Beauty link=board=27;threadid=10025;start=msg120921#msg12 0921 date=1086970232
    omfg thats awsome! i bet those guys will learn ther lessons..
    That's like thinking that explaining that racism is wrong to a KKK member will convert him. Yes....we am dum.

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    that is great , but i would be scared i would have two very pissed guys coming after me.

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    ya but then employ the golden rule DENY DENY DENY!!!! LMAO!

    I doubt they'd come after you in a room full of other dancers who are sure to laugh their sweet asses off at the two morons that were duped.

    No way they'd come in again, too embarrassed, and perhaps sober too so not NEAR as brave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darlinpandora link=board=27;threadid=10025;start=msg121015#msg12 1015 date=1086987436
    Doesn't your boyfriend/husband/lover hate the fact that you work here?

    Answer: No hes the bouncer
    or my fave answer to that is "which one?"
    " If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to be a terrible warning."

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