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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121307#msg12 1307 date=1087062077
    Allegra is actually a name derived from musical terminology, meaning 'fast'--as opposed to slow. But the commercial application spoils it as a name, yes.

    That is funny about the DJ spelling, and no, it doesn't matter in the least, as long as it is pronounced correctly. I have worked with some total morons, in a field not renowned for literary acumen, and seen some incredibly funny attempts to write names from other DJs when I took over.

    What I also find amusing is women of questionable appearance who take on names evocative of excitement and passion.

    One of my least favorite dancers of all time insisted on calling herself "Tigress", not really all that bad a name--but she was ugly, overweight, couldn't dance for shit, and worst of all, she STANK. I would put on her song, announce her as briefly as possible, and leap through the adjacent door into the dressing room so I didn't have to see her onstage. This was in a club that hired literally any woman that walked in the door.

    Long before the medicine, I used to dance under Allegra and I also used Geneeva- both of these worked well for me... however, Gynger was always the perfect fit, but when going to other clubs where another Ginger was present, I used Geneeva.. Allegra I used the first year I danced way back when I was 17...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121278#msg12 1278 date=1087056472
    Oh, and the car names too...never been into those all that much either.
    Well, this particular car name has worked just fine for me.
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    I can't stand the name Precious either. Reminds me too much of Lord of the Rings....
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    Her name was ORKA.
    She fit the name weighing in at a kewl 350lbs.
    Late 80's,lawton oklahoma,golden dragon was the bar.
    worst name ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121332#msg12 1332 date=1087065174
    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121307#msg12 1307 date=1087062077
    Allegra is actually a name derived from musical terminology, meaning 'fast'--as opposed to slow. But the commercial application spoils it as a name, yes.
    Isn't that allegro? Which, yes, is Italian for a brisk tempo.
    Right you are! I was remembering (incorrectly) the movie Allegro non Tropo, an old movie, kind of a satire of Fantasia. Thanks for straightening that out.
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    I know a girl named Precious who took "Jasmine" as a stage name. heheheh - and honestly I'd live up the Precious/LotR thing if I'd chosen that name.
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    There is currently a chick at my club named Jewel Knight. ODD. It just doesn't go together
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    I don't like names that sound like "pastrami"--like, Mianni. I also don't like names that remind me of really foody foods or fishing bait--like Mila reminds me of mealworms. Jasmine reminds me of basmati rice. I know, I'm a pretty unusual person. I used to give pain colors, like, "My stomach hurts like purple." Or I would think that certain people looked like certain things--example, my dad looks like swimming pool water. Sorry for straying off topic.

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    I used to go to school with a girl who was named Precious. I thought that was so stupid.

    So far my most hated stripper name is Money. Well, it may be the girl as well as the name, but calling yourself Money just seems so crass. It does fit her though.

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    OH BOY! I got all of you guys beat! How about Moet,Cricket,Seven,Jaja. Thats just for starters I'll think of some more later.


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    Tutu.

    Beautiful Asian girl who worked in upscale show clubs, but Gawd, the name!
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    The worst name I've ever come across when I was dancing was a girl that called herself "Snow". Of course, the name fit her well, because she was a major cokehead, but still.

    Another good one is Thumper. Ugh. I worked with one of those too. She was about 45 years old.. and she looked it. I guess no one ever gave her the advice not to put a tattoo any place that gravity will get ya. She had one on her arse (and her arse was heading South, fast!) LOL.

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    i dont know why but i hate the names..
    Mecedes-crysta'll-x-tacy...

    and anything along those lines


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    Ok...first..theres anothrer Sevin (her spelling, see previous post)in the world. Well my Sevin fit the bill, if you can picture that, but I never thought there would be two. And second...ORKA.....ya GOTTA be shittin me. You pick a name like that, your BEGGIN to be screwed with..and I will.....OH, I will.
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    Lmao! I've had several dancers thru the years complain because I spell their name "wrong". My answer is always the same, "Do you hear it pronounced right when I call you to the stage? Then leave MY setlist alone, because ya have no right lookin at who is on my copy of the schedule or who has tipped out already...."
    The worst name I can think of right now is hard candy(no offence to the SW member with the name). Then there was the black as pitch sweetheart who wanted to call herself sunshine(thank god she had a wicked sense of humour,as I blurted out without thinkin ....damn ya cant call yourself sunshine, try eclipse..so she quickly lauhed and called herself eclipse)

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    Off the top -

    HEAVEN (at Treasures )

    Reminds me of the joke about Uma Thurman's name (now who said that?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara... link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121372#msg12 1372 date=1087070175
    I can't stand the name Precious either. Reminds me too much of Lord of the Rings....
    OMG!! LOL HAHA

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    A lot of bad names out there... Personally, I prefer "normal" woman's names. Anyway, I believe I have witnessed the worst stripper name in the history of modern civilization....



    "Felony"

    Yes, she was actually dancing using the name Felony (although I am unsure of how she spelled it). I defy anyone to top that one!
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    I used to work at a club with a girl whose stage name was "Satan" not exactly a name that I thought would put people in a good mood.........haha

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    Wanna talk about worst stage names? Right now I've been dubbed Jewel (not my choice) The manager chose it for me. Got any good ideas? I'm a semi redhead, 5'6 1/2 a litte chunky but i have a fun bubbly personality..i'm not one of the sultry ones..i'm actually a bit of a dork...so any good names would be greatly appreciated
    I'd post a pic but it's not working at the moment...I'll be posting some in the Gallery soon i hope
    thanks!

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    Oh, as for the name Precious... reminds me of "Silence of the Lambs". Precious! Precious! (it was the name of the killer's little dog)
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    Lol i have a pitbull named Felony!

    I think i like hearing "real" names for a change. ALOT of the names mentioned here i have either worked with or talked too out of clubs!

    I changed my hair once to very dark brown and changed my name to Rio.....What was i thinking! Exotic? Not me. I always used my real name Pamela, guys don't believe me anyway!!!

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    A pit bull, maybe I can see, but a dancer named Felony? Wouldn't inspire me to get any dances that's for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aneliese link=board=27;threadid=10048;start=msg121460#msg12 1460 date=1087086072
    So far my most hated stripper name is Money. Well, it may be the girl as well as the name, but calling yourself Money just seems so crass. It does fit her though.
    damn aneliese you beat me to it! I was gonna mention Miss Money myself. Cheap-o......

    But the name I hate the worst is probably Barbie. I mean, come on. No further comment on that one......

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    I work with a girl named Blue Jay. That really bugs me. What kind of a name is Blue Jay? I've also always hated Vanilla as a stage name.

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