Can someone explain to me what I am? ???
Can someone explain to me what I am? ???
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
For a more photographic description:
http://members.tripod.com/~darrens/Trolls.html
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M


or, heres the definition pasted for you so that you dont have to look it up;
"A troll is deliberately crafted to provoke others with the intention of wasting their time and energy. A troll is a time thief. To troll is to steal from people. That is what makes trolling heinous.
Trolls can be identified by their disengagement from a conversation or argument. They do not believe what they say, but merely say it for effect.
Trolls are motivated by a desire for attention by people and can't or won't acquire it in a productive manner.
Someone may be insufferable, infuriating, fanatical, and an ignorant idiot to boot without being a troll.
Also note that a troll isn't necessarily insulting, snide, or even impolite. Only the crudest, most obvious, forms of trolling can be identified so easily.
If you find yourself patiently explaining, at length and in great detail, some obscure point to someone who isn't even being polite to you, then you are probably being trolled. "
In other words, you have provoced the board into giving your question more time than it deserved by being ignorant (last time I checked, 5 pages worth) You asked a question just to get a rise out of us and that, my dear is trolling.
Yes, I have been sucked in.
If you search deep enough in your soul, you'll always find a slight reminder of me.... - TLC Something Wicked This Way Comes
Well.. Trollish posts would be something like "Seducing a Stripper", and the like. Ring a bell?




You guys are great!! I'm about to keel over in laughter!





troll: noun
1. Someone who comes to a stripper message board using the handle LadiesMan and posts something REALLY stupid like "Get laid by a stripper" as his introduction. To make matters even worse, the troll waits several days to make his next post, "I am a troll!"
MooCowWebMistress
Are you really such a dumbass that you think we're gonna give you INSTRUCTIONS on how to "get laid" here??? Sheeeeesh!
LMAO this thread is funny as hellYou guys are actually being pretty nice to him. What happened the the real SW posters and when did you shift into a "kinder, gentler" mode?
LadiesMan heres a few words of advise:
1) Lose the handle. A real ladies man doesnt have to call himself that...the women will know without being told. And the bar is very, very high so good luck trying to live up to it.
2) Was the pic avatar supposed to impress them? They see nice looking men all the time along with the ugly, stinky fuckers. Hot or homely, we are all ATM's unless otherwise officially notified. Pssst...a little hint...post your junk on the Dick Pics thread. If you do that, you might get them to stop yawning.
3) Rhia mentioned something about a "Seducing Strippers" post or thread which I assume was authored by you. I didnt bother to try and find it. Anyway, thats a big big no no. We all know encounters with strippers are a regular occurencebut egads man, you dont throw that shit up in their face. At least not on the Pink Site.
You need to say 10 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers and hope some heavenly benevolence happens to drop on you. Otherwise, you are toast.
FBR (having fun with the newbie)
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
FBR:We all know encounters with strippers are a regular occurence but egads man, you dont throw that shit up in their face.
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LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
Leigh Landon
Never explain yourself to anyone, because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person that dislikes you won't believe it.
Leigh that was tongue in cheek
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
I think you all got it wrong. Look at the picture...What is it?I think this one is having gender problems.
Not a boy, not yet a man, maybe woman!!!Yep....Hey i know that face, even out of the make-up. :o
Pamela~~~
~...cleaning my glasses which were beer splattered from last nights party and the resultant vomitus maximus...~
Y'know Pamela, you could be right :o
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.





Oh, FBR. This moron posted a thread titled "Get laid by a stripper" and the only line was asking for tips on how to seduce a stripper.
Now we all know strippers are women first and foremost and we are "layable" like any other. But you know we get sick of dipshits like this coming around trying to fuck us *because* we're strippers.
And sorry hun, next time I'll try and be more mean to the dipshit, but honestly I'm feeling PPPretty relaxed just now because I FINALLY GOT LAID! HAHAHAHA
Amazingly enough it WASN'T with some dipshit posting stupidity like "get laid by a stripper".
FBR was just French kissing himself!Originally Posted by FBR link=board=27;threadid=10067;start=msg121634#msg12 1634 date=1087141112
I agree with Pamela. I think "Ladies Man" just made a typo when registering his handle. It IS a simple mistake to type "ies" when you mean "y".



LOL @ Pamela's comments.......!!!!!!!!![]()
All!
Pamela


This guy's beginning to worry me. After all of the flak that he caught on the LAST thread that he posted, wouldn't you think that he would run, hide, and never come back? he appears to be like the tatoo on my ass - a permanent fixture that will cost alot of time and energy to get rid of. The difference between him and my tatoo? I like my tatoo, I would rather start a troll hall of fame to him. Speaking of which..... That gives me an idea.
Ladiesman (yeah, right), you have just been indoctrinated into my all time troll hall of fame. With this honor comes the right to look stupid and post retarded threads and get bashed on a daily basis not to mention the fact that now we know what you look like (are you sure that you are not a girl?) and can spot you in a crowd is just an added bounus.
We now know that 1) you have no tact 2) the $40 in tips that you coughed up are just a prelude to you wanting sex and 3) the chances of you ever getting into a dancer on this boards pants went out with your dream to become Luke Skywalker as soon as you posted that first retarded thread. What were you thinking? Oh. Wait. My Bad. You don't
If you search deep enough in your soul, you'll always find a slight reminder of me.... - TLC Something Wicked This Way Comes
lol at pamela's and fbr's comments!!!
ahhhh!!!
LOL EXACTLY!Originally Posted by FBR link=board=27;threadid=10067;start=msg121627#msg12 1627 date=1087139898
I've held back a little on my mean-ness to trolls lately. But, fear not, it will pass. hahaha
Pamela & B LMFAO
FBR Hon... Here's the thread I referred to...





Congratulations! You don't have to go back to PR to have some sausageOriginally Posted by Bridgette link=board=27;threadid=10067;start=msg121654#msg12 1654 date=1087143865
By the way, is the lucky guy a customer (j/k
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Damn and to think that we dont have to have sex with customers..... the thought.
If you search deep enough in your soul, you'll always find a slight reminder of me.... - TLC Something Wicked This Way Comes
Rhia thanks! Actually I think I posted on that thread LOL Forgive an old guy his memory lapsesOriginally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=27;threadid=10067;start=msg121795#msg12 1795 date=1087166422
LadiesMan may have gotten off on a tanget. If he has half a brain he will ditch his old personna and come back here fresh LOL
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.





DAHUM B!!!!! Ya' beat me to it!!!!! Hope it was good for you... still awaiting the end of my virginal streak.....Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=27;threadid=10067;start=msg121654#msg12 1654 date=1087143865
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I noticed that I got 6 pages and almost 1200 views asking for "Worst Stage Names". ???
While that was meant for fun, and I hope none of those who's stage names have been selected took offense, I guess that could qualify me as having engaged in a low level act of trolling.
Anyway, give that Ladiesman's post generated such a lively and entertaining discussion, was the time wasted? Certainly, seeing the guy verbally pummeled was worth the time it took to follow the thread. You know, a lot like a bad reality show.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
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