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    Default WE'RE IN!!! July 2004 PLAYBOY!!!

    It's not exactly what I expected but hey, we're in Playboy so who's to complain?!

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    One course is noticeably absent from the curriculum at Naked Assets, a school for strippers in Las Vegas: Dancing 101. "Being a good dancer may net you $20 more a night." says co-owner Adam Sternberg. "It's the single least important part of this business." Color us shocked - rather than being performance art, stripping is the art of parting willing fools from their money. A Wharton for the G-String set, Naked Assets turns its students into nude, shrewd selling machines. Instructor Amber Smith (a former $1000-a-night dancer) dispenses firsthand advice: Wear more clothes and less makeup to pique patrons' curiosity and convey honesty. If you're married, leave your ring on." she adds. "Guys respect that your not covering it up." For his part, Sternberg emphasizes the ABCs of salesmanship: Always Be Closing. The girls learn to massage lonely clients' egos with ice-breaking gimmicks - a card trick or cocktail napkin origami - and feign interest in the week's conventions. Finally, the girls are trained to turn patrons into yes men: Positivity is habit-forming, so asking simple "yes" questions ("Isn't the weather nice?") primes the customer for acquiescing to a lap dance (or eight) in the VIP room - where the big bucks are made. After all, emptying a man's wallet requires privacy.

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    Woohoo, I just suscribed so I'll be able to read the article



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    a card trick or cocktail napkin origami
    That's a good idea...but I still think having good, fresh dirty jokes is easier to learn and just as effective, hehehe!

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    got my issue yesterday and saw the piece. nice publicity for you.
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    I guess maybe now I don't need to send in my check to reserve a place?

    JK guys...looking forward to reading the piece.
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    Damn, I wish I was in July, 2004 Playboy.....

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    Default Re:WE'RE IN!!! July 2004 PLAYBOY!!!

    nice one !

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    Good article!! Congrats on the coverage!!

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    great publicity saw the ad in my bfs playboy.. congrats!
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    Congrats DW, just got done reading the article. Nice piece. Hopefully your business will expand exponentially.


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    Thanks to everyone for your kind words. It's much appreciated everyone. More than you realize.

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    Congratulations!






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    That is fantastic! Congrats!

    Now buy ALOT of issues!!!! You never know when you meet a "new" friend!"

    Pamela

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    I just bought the magazine yesterday and read it. I'm sure you were hoping that it would have been written up in a more positive light as the Vegas alternative paper wrote about the class.

    But hey, the media twists everything especially where stripping is concerned, right?

    And at least you made print, which could help you in the future so good job!

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    Congrats are in order... perhaps now I should go buy a Playboy.
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    Very, very cool DW!!!!



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