It's not exactly what I expected but hey, we're in Playboy so who's to complain?!
LAP DANCE U.
VEGAS SCHOOL TEACHES DIRTY DANCERS TO CLEAN YOU OUT
One course is noticeably absent from the curriculum at Naked Assets, a school for strippers in Las Vegas: Dancing 101. "Being a good dancer may net you $20 more a night." says co-owner Adam Sternberg. "It's the single least important part of this business." Color us shocked - rather than being performance art, stripping is the art of parting willing fools from their money. A Wharton for the G-String set, Naked Assets turns its students into nude, shrewd selling machines. Instructor Amber Smith (a former $1000-a-night dancer) dispenses firsthand advice: Wear more clothes and less makeup to pique patrons' curiosity and convey honesty. If you're married, leave your ring on." she adds. "Guys respect that your not covering it up." For his part, Sternberg emphasizes the ABCs of salesmanship: Always Be Closing. The girls learn to massage lonely clients' egos with ice-breaking gimmicks - a card trick or cocktail napkin origami - and feign interest in the week's conventions. Finally, the girls are trained to turn patrons into yes men: Positivity is habit-forming, so asking simple "yes" questions ("Isn't the weather nice?") primes the customer for acquiescing to a lap dance (or eight) in the VIP room - where the big bucks are made. After all, emptying a man's wallet requires privacy.



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