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    Thought I would share a funny thing that happened today.
    So I was feeling very horny when I woke up this morning. Reached over to the night table and opened the drawer. Pulled out my favorite rabbit habit vibrator.
    So I am having the most wonderful time a nice soft slow work up to what I was hoping would be a mind blowing orgasm......... when my rabbit slowed and then died!!!!! Oh no! need batteries, its ok I have a four pack in the drawer. WRONG!!! Used them last time! No AA batteries in the entire house!! So ladies and gentlemen, the moral of the story is, when shopping always have a spare set of batteries for you toys!!
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    Wow.. Here's a thread that SHOULD have been called "The Rabbit Died" LOL.

    Hit BestBuy and get one of those 4-seater AA chargers (look in the digital camera section.. MANY new digi cams take AA batteries now) and buy a total of eight ( AA rechargeable batteries. The rechargers are so small, they can even be taped to your nightstand if you wish.

    This way, you always have 4 in the charger and the ones in the toy. Swap as needed... Bases are always covered.
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    LMAO....omigod....same thing happened to me....only I tried replacing the batteries....still didn't work....replaced the batteries again (I was searching the house and stealing batteries from other things like the tv remote, my CD player, etc)....still didn't work. Guess the damn thing finally up and died. Didn't even get much use out of it. I only really started using it recently (since I broke up with my bf)...what a shame...just when I needed it the most! *sigh* Then again, it was a cheap piece of crap, so really, I kinda expected it to happen.
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    You gals are a hoot.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=10165;start=msg122941#msg122 941 date=1087352732
    Wow.. Here's a thread that SHOULD have been called "The Rabbit Died" LOL.
    hahahahha LOL polecat!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by polecat link=board=1;threadid=10165;start=msg122941#msg122 941 date=1087352732
    Wow.. Here's a thread that SHOULD have been called "The Rabbit Died" LOL.
    Funny, when I first saw that thread title, that's what I figured it was going to be about! Guess you know where my mind is right now!
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    LOL @ This thread...

    I can't really offer advice or anything, other than buy batteries in bulk and throw them in the freezer.

    Myself, on the other hand, I have a manpowered thingy.. He never runs out of energy and doesn't require batteries..

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    Hook the rabbit up to a car battery....

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    I am going out today and buying rechargables! The car battery now that would be some serious pleasure LOL.
    And to finish the story, my fiance came home about 45 minutes after this fiasco. I was coming down the stairs naked and he just came in the front door. He only made it 5 feet past the front door. I made sure he finished what my rabbit couldn't!
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    Next time borrow them from a remote or something in the house. Orgasms are better than TV any day.

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    I checked all of the remotes! They all use AAA !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven link=board=1;threadid=10165;start=msg123170#msg123 170 date=1087395382
    And to finish the story, my fiance came home about 45 minutes after this fiasco. I was coming down the stairs naked and he just came in the front door. He only made it 5 feet past the front door. I made sure he finished what my rabbit couldn't!
    Damn you!!! I had no such luck! I keep waiting for a hot delivery guy or something.
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    LMAO! This is too great.

    Hubby is deployed to Iraq, so naturally I have practically been buying stock in Duracell. He'll be lucky if he makes it off the pier fully clothed when he comes home.
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    Siily Wabbit.

    Just call me Bugs Bunny!

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    In my experience Ive found that the rechargable batteries dont last as long as regular ones. I usually just stock up. Get a good well known brand!

    "Damn you!!! I had no such luck! I keep waiting for a hot delivery guy or something." <-- hahahahha ROTFL!
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    cost wise...reghargeables save u in the long run. even if u need 3 or 4 sets.

    BTW? are batteries and toys legit tax write offs? maybe not for dancers, but actresses?

    Yes I&#039;m kidding

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    I used to have this problem. I permanently destroyed too many vibes to mention by throwing them across the room out of anger and frustration when they died on me at THAT moment.

    I went to Walgreens and bought a small plug in back massager. Not one of those monster cylindrical wand like ones, but something that looks more like a little hand blender. It has different "heads" on it, but I only use the small round one....

    I never have this problem anymore.

    Matter of fact, I&#039;m going to use it RIGHT NOW!

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    LOL....well I finally broke down and decided to buy a new one since my old one broke (plus it&#039;s that "happy" time of the month and I NEED something NOW lol). I got really tired of looking--do you have any idea how frustrating it is to look at hundreds of vibrators and other toys only to know that it&#039;ll be over a week for you to get your hands on one of them?! Anyway, I broke down and bought this one:
    http://www.dearlady.com/db.cgi?sid=4...ion&nh=31&mh=1

    It&#039;s not the greatest, I&#039;m sure....but I&#039;m cheap...and it seemed to have some reasonable features on it for that price. Dammit! I just need a man!
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    SCgirl, it looks amazing almost like my rabbit habit. You are going to love it girl! Happy orgasms!!! And Katrie Me
    ow!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=10165;start=msg123158#msg123 158 date=1087393267
    Hook the rabbit up to a car battery....
    Now, that would be a mind blowing O if it were possible!



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